Toilet cleaning - the easy way!

[Racers]

Toilet Cleaning
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This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you!!!

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
**You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
**Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times - this provides a 'power-wash and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
**Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far back as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

 

[ste_5150]

I'm emailing that to SWMBO immediately..... :lol:

 

[Max Power]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[laird]

Good, very good.

 

[MikeG.]

Just about the only good use for a cat that I have ever heard of. Anyone got one I can borrow for a few minutes?



Mike

 

[big soft moose]

Just about the only good use for a cat that I have ever heard of. Anyone got one I can borrow for a few minutes?



Mike

you can have the one that craps on my lawn - if i can catch it

 

[Racers]

Hi, BSM

It only craps on your lawn because its the top cat in the area, mark your own territory by craping on it your self, and it will stop :wink:


Pete

 

[TonyW]

It only craps on your lawn because its the top cat in the area, mark your own territory by craping on it your self, and it will stop :wink:

Would that be the cat or the lawn? :lol:

 

[RogerS]

 

[GrahamH]

Been round a few times, still makes me chuckle though.


DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attemp to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan ......

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait. It is only a matter of time.

 

[rex_wood]

Just a question, can use a dog instead of a cat?

 

[thcwefh]

good ideas

 

[devonwoody]

I recall on the TV news a naughty boy put a puppy in the loo the other week and a blockage pipe team had to come and do a rescue.