Lord Nibbo
Established Member
UK Workshop Presents goings on in the wood shed
Screenplay written By Lord Nibbo
Adapted for the internet, originally idea from the book “The Gardener” by Tom Mato adapted from the book “The bugs in my wood pile” by Ivan Elavanitch, also adapted originally from the book “Camomile lawn” by Moses Lawn.
I must thank the following which helped greatly to this old english farce,
Primitive Transport by Orson Cart
The Debtor by Owen Munny
Any likeness to characters named here are coincidental any law suits should be addressed to Fleece Grabbit & Run Solicitors Ltd.
Scene 1
Somewhere in Darkest England, Last Tuesday Night at 7.36pm
It’s raining outside the shed as Charlie helped by Alice pull on the ropes to open the curtains. The lights all dim and a hush of excitement creeps across the shed, no one has seen excitement like this, not even two years ago at Axminster when the last show was put on ice were there so many people all open mouthed utterly speechless.
From a dark corner a shadow appears, it’s Philly Phantom the tool wizard, a spot light hits him as he lifts a large golden coloured crown and places it on the head of King Wenslascrit as Tony entering the stage gives him his almanac of worldly piccies of machines of many moons long since gone. King Wenlsascrit stands and walks across the stage to look out of the window and say out aloud “Tomorrow we shall all venture forth and seek the where abouts of the Devon woody man who was last seen upside down hanging in a eucalyptus tree”
Alice runs on stage dragging her camping bag crammed full of musthaves, “Whats in those bags?” shouts Roger the Sindenbad from the back of the shed. Another voice shouts they are my Noel presents. King Wenslascrit grabs the bag and turning to the audience shouts “Anyone who can tell me whats in this here bag can have a day off tomorrow” Mighty Mike Wasawing stands forward and looking at King Wenslascrit declares “Three dovetail saws, Two Turtle Doves and a Partridge in a pear tree” King Wenslascrit opens the bag and looking inside shouts “Nope you missed out five Gills a dancing and the two Midnight wanderers Waka & Wiser who are more than often seen frequenting the bar in Axminster and who sometimes get lost in the lovely Devon Woodies where they plant Beans and sometimes have been seen trying out those Magic Mushrooms secretly hidden in the clefts of trees by Steve the Masked Marauder of Maskery who hides them using his magic gadget stick.
As the lights start to brighten King Wenslascrit lead his happy band across the stage who all sing together with the audience “Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it’s off to work we go etc etc etc ……….
Scene two
The treck to the Rutlands in Search of the Devon Woody Man
ritten by ?
Screenplay written By Lord Nibbo
Adapted for the internet, originally idea from the book “The Gardener” by Tom Mato adapted from the book “The bugs in my wood pile” by Ivan Elavanitch, also adapted originally from the book “Camomile lawn” by Moses Lawn.
I must thank the following which helped greatly to this old english farce,
Primitive Transport by Orson Cart
The Debtor by Owen Munny
Any likeness to characters named here are coincidental any law suits should be addressed to Fleece Grabbit & Run Solicitors Ltd.
Scene 1
Somewhere in Darkest England, Last Tuesday Night at 7.36pm
It’s raining outside the shed as Charlie helped by Alice pull on the ropes to open the curtains. The lights all dim and a hush of excitement creeps across the shed, no one has seen excitement like this, not even two years ago at Axminster when the last show was put on ice were there so many people all open mouthed utterly speechless.
From a dark corner a shadow appears, it’s Philly Phantom the tool wizard, a spot light hits him as he lifts a large golden coloured crown and places it on the head of King Wenslascrit as Tony entering the stage gives him his almanac of worldly piccies of machines of many moons long since gone. King Wenlsascrit stands and walks across the stage to look out of the window and say out aloud “Tomorrow we shall all venture forth and seek the where abouts of the Devon woody man who was last seen upside down hanging in a eucalyptus tree”
Alice runs on stage dragging her camping bag crammed full of musthaves, “Whats in those bags?” shouts Roger the Sindenbad from the back of the shed. Another voice shouts they are my Noel presents. King Wenslascrit grabs the bag and turning to the audience shouts “Anyone who can tell me whats in this here bag can have a day off tomorrow” Mighty Mike Wasawing stands forward and looking at King Wenslascrit declares “Three dovetail saws, Two Turtle Doves and a Partridge in a pear tree” King Wenslascrit opens the bag and looking inside shouts “Nope you missed out five Gills a dancing and the two Midnight wanderers Waka & Wiser who are more than often seen frequenting the bar in Axminster and who sometimes get lost in the lovely Devon Woodies where they plant Beans and sometimes have been seen trying out those Magic Mushrooms secretly hidden in the clefts of trees by Steve the Masked Marauder of Maskery who hides them using his magic gadget stick.
As the lights start to brighten King Wenslascrit lead his happy band across the stage who all sing together with the audience “Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it’s off to work we go etc etc etc ……….
Scene two
The treck to the Rutlands in Search of the Devon Woody Man
ritten by ?
