LOL...I was looking for a Christmas present for my wife. No..hang on..that means I searched for 'cow pat'..but I didn't..I was browsing..honest..oh sh*t!
Funnily enough my wife has just asked for some Cowshed stuff, body lotions called 'Moody Cow' and 'Grumpy Cow'! I'm just glad she asked for it and it wasn't me suggesting it!