We bought the place with detailed planning consent for a brick and tile bungalow and a half acre plot.
My son and I moved in with no electricity, no hot or cold water, and no drainage.
The kitchen floor moved up and down with the water table, the windows had all been nailed shut, there were so many spiders in the place that when the electricity suppliers arrived to reconnect us the chap would do the job till after I had removed the offending wildlife.
We had Bats in the loft, Blackberry's in the kitchen, Foxes, Badgers and Grey Squirrels running around all over the place, Toads hopping in the back door, Wasp nests and one year a swarm of Bees.
We've got a Rookery in the garden as well and the noise at this time of the year is deafening!
Oh, and the house was painted bright yellow!