signature chuckles

[Anonymous]

Here's one that hits the spot:

cocaine would have been a cheaper addiction

belongs to 'Twinnie' on an Oz woodwork forum

:?: seen any good'uns :?:

 

[DomValente]

Yes

 

[PowerTool]

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% mortality rate"

Andrew

 

[sliver]

Well, you should all know mine by now folks.

It was used on a Colin Fry prog. a while ago. Used to be said by a man he was 'contacting' for a family in his audience, he said it & they said it was just one of his little sayings & I thought it was rather comical. (Easily pleased) :lol:
cheers, sliver.

 

[Scrit]

I've used mine for years (it's in Location under my avatar which seemed an appropriate place ) Very rough dog Latin which means (with apologies to Latin scholars everywhere, except Mr. Booth, my Latin teacher to whom I say "Yah, boo, sucks! ") "Always in the doo-doo, only the depth varies". Now someone is bound to correct that :roll: I used to have that up above my PC complete with an ersatz coat of arms when I was working in the USA a number of years back - most of them thought it was the family motto so I thought it would be wrong to disillusion them....... :roll:

One from elsewhere that I like is "I've cut this piece 4 times and it's still too short...." :lol:

Scrit

 

[Smudger]

I like
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