Rules for buying at auction

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RogerS

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Rule 1 - any timber that is knot free and the ideal length for your project will be too green

Rule 2 - any timber that is knot free and is well dried will be too short for your project

Rule 3 - any timber that is knot free, well dried and the right length for your project, can be guaranteed that the quantity available won't be enough for your project.
 
Is there a story behind this today, Roger? Share it with us.
 
Rob_H":3k2s48n6 said:
Is there a story behind this today, Roger? Share it with us.

No..not really..I was just musing while I waited for the lots I was interested in to come round.

Actually thinking about it - I bought 4 lots. Lots 1-3 Rule 1 applies. Lot 4 - Rule 3 applies.

So guess my rules work :?
 
dickm":19916bgx said:
Rule 3; some silly boy will think that the lot is worth more than you think it is.

aint that rule 4...

Rule 4. any timber that is knot free, well dried and the right length for your project, and in a quantity available that will be enough for your project, will cost far more than should because the seller saw you coming.
 
i think we can keep adding to these...

Rule 5. any timber that is knot free, well dried and the right length for your project, and in a quantity available that will be enough for your project, and hasn't been priced out of your budget, that'll be the day you are in the small car (without roofrack) or on the bike and just called in for a looksee.
 
Rule 6. Any timber that is knot free, well dried and the right length for your project, and in a quantity available that will be enough for your project, and hasn't been priced out of your budget by a greedy seller who saw you coming, will attract the attention of at least one ****, who doesn't really need it but keeps upping your bid, determined that you shall not have it.
 
Rule 7.
When you find the quality and quantity that you need without attracting the attention of the bid up tosser, the stuff will be 300 miles away and the a4seh01e seller won't consider any type of shipping at all even with you offering to pay any costs involved.
 
RULE 8: When the above conditions are met, and the bid up tosser is absent, AND the seller is willing to post it, the wife is invariably looking over your shoulder with a disapproving look....
 
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