Prohibition

[Digit]

Aliens you mean.

Roy.

 

[Grinding One]

Strange lookin people those are

 

[devonwoody]

I'll have all 10 of them, one to do the washing, one to do the ironing, one to do the bedding

I'll think I will stop there.

 

[woodbloke]

I'll have all 10 of them, one to do the washing, one to do the ironing, one to do the bedding

I'll think I will stop there.

Come on DW, that's only 3...whatcha gona do with the other 7 8-[ - Rob

 

[Karl]

Come on DW, that's only 3...whatcha gona do with the other 7 8-[ - Rob

"Bedroom duties" - one for each day of the week. :lol:

 

[StevieB]

Centre left - Tubbs from the League of Gentlemen?!

Steve

 

[devonwoody]

Come on DW, that's only 3...whatcha gona do with the other 7 8-[ - Rob

"Bedroom duties" - one for each day of the week. :lol:

Karl , you are a man of my own heart.

(they were good in the old days I seem to recall)

 

[maltrout512]

The pretty one is at least twenty pinter for starts. ccasion5: ccasion5: Thats four pints, still look the same. Another beer landlord.

 

[Karl]

The pretty one is at least twenty pinter for starts. ccasion5: ccasion5: Thats four pints, still look the same. Another beer landlord.

:shock:

You think there's a pretty one in there????

:lol:

 

[Jenx]

a 'twenty-pinter' ha ha ha ha . :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I imagine there would be a few 'women's groups' that would have a field-day with this one ! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Most of them populated by women in dungarees and very comfortable shoes, with haircuts like mine :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[maltrout512]

Karl I did say at least 20 pints. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[devonwoody]

a 'twenty-pinter' ha ha ha ha . :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I imagine there would be a few 'women's groups' that would have a field-day with this one ! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Most of them populated by women in dungarees and very comfortable shoes, with haircuts like mine :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I know what you mean Jenx, I had trouble the other week over on the cooking forum, I referred the lady in our house as "the wife" the forum member went bananas and had to put up an apology by the moderators.

 

[dexter]

Imagine returning from the horrors of WW1 to find that lot waiting for you!!

 

[Rich]

The pretty one is at least twenty pinter for starts. ccasion5: ccasion5: Thats four pints, still look the same. Another beer landlord.

:shock:

You think there's a pretty one in there????

:lol:

I should think they would ALL look pretty after 20 pints. :roll:

Rich.

 

[BradNaylor]

This is reminding me of one of my favourite old jokes;

Q. What's the difference between a dog and a fox?













A. About 8 pints!

 

[Grinding One]

Well guys remember if you didn`t have the money for a mule something had to pull the plow,feed the chickens,slop the hogs,while you were off drinking so you had the nerve to come back home and look at that again...better then a sheep I guess??

 

[Jenx]

This is reminding me of one of my favourite old jokes;

Q. What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

A. About 8 pints!

ha ha ha ha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: .... I like it !


Reminds me also ... How do you know when a woman from Middlesborough is having an orgasm ? ....

She drops her chips.





DW... thats nuts about the 'other forum apology thing' isn't it !
Imagine the 'outcry' if the roles were reversed in the Diet Coke ads for example. Whatever happened to 'women enjoying and celebrating the fact that they were women, and could wrap us round their little fingers when they wanted to ? ' :lol:

:wink: :lol: