Post count....

[woodbloke]

Those amongst us with pin sharp vision can't fail to have noticed that a certain 'wise' forum member's post count is rapidly approaching 10K, last achieved a few years ago by the venerable Saint Alf, now loooong since departed this parish
How though, is 10,000 posts to be recorded, or even celebrated? Should we have a new category, so the incumbent would move from being a 'Master Cabinetmaker' to :duno:??...or somat else? - Rob

 

[wizer]

erm I was shocked when I just checked the members list. I didn't for one minute think you was talking about me. I thought I was around the 5k mark.

To be fair Rob. I hardly add any value around here. I'd rather my status was changed to 'Forum Pest' than anything else. At least the dearly de-forumned Alf was a fount of knowledge and a real asset to our members.

Cheers

wizer (who needs to get out more).

 

[TheTiddles]

Change from "Master Cabinetmaker" to...
-"too much spare time"
-"forums not blocked on work computers"
-"spends more time on computer than new lathe"
-"suspected of being an IT consultant"
-"detained at Her Majesty's pleasure"

Any of the above really...

Aidan

 

[wizer]

...and there's you're proof. Aidan knows me too well!

 

[lurker]

To be fair Rob. I hardly add any value around here.
wizer (who needs to get out more).

Come on Tom!
Don't do yourself down!

When the rest of us are a bit depressed we think " well, it could be worst, I could be Wizer". :wink: :wink:

 

[MikeG.]

But Tom has about 1400 posts to go!! That should take at least a couple of weeks....

 

[matt]

I think he should be made a moderator :twisted:

 

[lurker]

Mike,
Just had me calculator out and to my reckoning you posts per month is very similar to Tom's
How many of tiddles catagories do you own up to?

It will be after Christmas before Tom hits the magical figure - unless he ups his post rate

 

[lurker]

I think he should be made a moderator :twisted:

Noooooooooooooooooo

Threads will be falling on the floor
The forum format will change every week for the latest new fad
The forum will get cluttered up with add ons that later get sold off cheap because they become boring.
Woodturning section will dominate, until its the turn of scrolling or summat.
There will be new section for analgesics

 

[wizer]

I think he should be made a moderator :twisted:

Whilst that would be fine with me. I seriously doubt that'd ever happen!


Maybe when you reach 10,000 you get an auto-ban ?? :twisted:

 

[MikeG.]

Maybe when you reach 10,000 you get an auto-ban ?? :twisted:

What? A German motorway with no speed limit? Surely that's a bit much........




Mike

 

[Rob_H]

I think he should be made a moderator :twisted:

Whilst that would be fine with me. I seriously doubt that'd ever happen!


:twisted:

Go on, mods! Ask him. You know he wants to!

 

[Woodmagnet]

I think he should be made a moderator :twisted:

Noooooooooooooooooo

Threads will be falling on the floor
The forum format will change every week for the latest new fad
The forum will get cluttered up with add ons that later get sold off cheap because they become boring.
Woodturning section will dominate, until its the turn of scrolling or summat.
There will be new section for analgesics

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[wizer]

if I was a mod I'd kill this thread............... :lol:

 

[woodbloke]

if I was a mod I'd kill this thread............... :lol:

Yeah Tom, but your'e not...yet 8-[ :lol: - Rob

 

[Night Train]

Perhaps Wizer should be banned until he has made up his time in the workshop and the rest of us have caught up?:twisted:

Though he would be missed.

 

[TheTiddles]

I think he should be made a moderator :twisted:

The forum will get cluttered up with add ons that later get sold off cheap because they become boring.

That's the funniest thing I've seen all day!

 

[matt]

I got it...

If you post more than 10k times you attain the coveted status of...

"Dakota Lover"

Wizer? Wizer? Anyone seen Wizer lately?

 

[Ironballs]

On another forum where some folks were racking up relationship ending levels of posts there were a few that we could consider, such as:

Forum is my life

which could easily become

Forum is my wife

I am a (insert here) lathe/plane/chisel/tool

Nibbo's Bitch

Site Chippy

Brad Naylor's Chippy

Luthier 8)

I am Thomas Chippendale

 

[big soft moose]

forum wiseguy (or should that be wize guy )