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Woody2Shoes":u03bng5v said:
Pete Maddex":u03bng5v said:
Mix paint in her best handbag?


Pete

Yours is allowed more than one?? :shock:


One can only assume you are a reletively young lad!
This is how it works:

You take an interest in her buying handbags (and shoes) =brownie points
When she has lots, so you suggest building her cupboards for them = more brownie points
You need special tools to build said cupboards = No problem buy them!
Then one day she will rant "how many more bluddy planes (or insert here a particular tool, but its usually planes) do you need!" to which you answer "about 5 less than handbags you have". 8)
 
Reminds me of an old lady being interviewed on local radio about her late husband whom she said she had no problem persuading to do as she wished - "I couldn' drag 'n with a 'awser, but I could lead 'n by a thread". :D
 
phil.p":1m5wwija said:
Reminds me of an old lady being interviewed on local radio about her late husband whom she said she had no problem persuading to do as she wished - "I couldn' drag 'n with a 'awser, but I could lead 'n by a thread". :D

I like that, and you got the dialect right too!
Rodders
 

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