Steve Maskery
Established Member
OK, I know it's late and I'm tired, but.
I hate my current phone with a vengeance. I bought it unintentionally 2 years ago, after inadvertently walking into a Carphone Warehouse in Bristol and being sweet-talked by a young lady with a gazillion tattoos, multi-coloured hair and more body piercings than my kitchen sieve. She was actually very helpful, except for the fact that she sold me something that doesn't actually work very well.
But I digress.
I recently got a letter from said CW telling me my contract was nearly up and I could upgrade. Hooray! But I didn't like what they were offering me, price-wise, so I met up with Mr G.
It soon transpired that I could get the same deal from Tesco substantially cheaper. I G'd the phone and all the reviews said, "Why on earth would you want to buy that phone when you could buy this phone for the same price?", or words to that effect. So I settled on a phone and a deal, I just need a PAC code from O2, to transfer to TescoM, which buys network space from 02 anyway.
This is a transcript, near enough, of the conversation.
Thank you for calling O2. Are you calling about this number?
Yes.
What is the reason for your call?
I want a PAC code.
Do you want a PAC code?
Yes.
What is the answer to your Security Question?
.
.
.
Er, What's my security question?
I'm sorry, that's not right. What is the answer to your security question?
How the Bleep do I know? What Bleep, Bleeping, security question? Mum's maiden name, colour of my first car, best mate at school, what do you want?
I'm sorry, that's not right. What is the answer to your security question?
Tell me what the %*()(*&^%$%^& security question is and I'll answer it ,you %^&*(*&$% moron!
I'm sorry, you have failed the security test and will be locked out for 30 minutes. Please wait while we connect you to an operator.
That's what I wanted in the first place, eejit!
I'm sorry, all our lines are closed please call back when we can be a***d to answer the phones.
I'm going to lie down now.
I hate my current phone with a vengeance. I bought it unintentionally 2 years ago, after inadvertently walking into a Carphone Warehouse in Bristol and being sweet-talked by a young lady with a gazillion tattoos, multi-coloured hair and more body piercings than my kitchen sieve. She was actually very helpful, except for the fact that she sold me something that doesn't actually work very well.
But I digress.
I recently got a letter from said CW telling me my contract was nearly up and I could upgrade. Hooray! But I didn't like what they were offering me, price-wise, so I met up with Mr G.
It soon transpired that I could get the same deal from Tesco substantially cheaper. I G'd the phone and all the reviews said, "Why on earth would you want to buy that phone when you could buy this phone for the same price?", or words to that effect. So I settled on a phone and a deal, I just need a PAC code from O2, to transfer to TescoM, which buys network space from 02 anyway.
This is a transcript, near enough, of the conversation.
Thank you for calling O2. Are you calling about this number?
Yes.
What is the reason for your call?
I want a PAC code.
Do you want a PAC code?
Yes.
What is the answer to your Security Question?
.
.
.
Er, What's my security question?
I'm sorry, that's not right. What is the answer to your security question?
How the Bleep do I know? What Bleep, Bleeping, security question? Mum's maiden name, colour of my first car, best mate at school, what do you want?
I'm sorry, that's not right. What is the answer to your security question?
Tell me what the %*()(*&^%$%^& security question is and I'll answer it ,you %^&*(*&$% moron!
I'm sorry, you have failed the security test and will be locked out for 30 minutes. Please wait while we connect you to an operator.
That's what I wanted in the first place, eejit!
I'm sorry, all our lines are closed please call back when we can be a***d to answer the phones.
I'm going to lie down now.