My lucky day?

[Phil Pascoe]

I woke early and reached up from my wheelchair to a high level kitchen unit for a mug. As I opened the door a plastic shelf support fractured and everything on the second shelf hit the floor ........... except for one thing which bounced off my shoulder back onto the worktop.

 

[flying haggis]

That must mean you need a large brandy to get over the shock........of nearly losing the whole bottle....

 

[Cozzer]

When my m-i-law fell over for the umpteenth time, her carer suggested that all trip hazards - the kitchen mat, for example - be removed in the spirit of health and safety in the home.
In the spirit of goodwill and forum cooperation, I feel obliged to suggest that you rid yourself of the risk of this ever happening again, and again in the spirit of martyrdom, I will offer to take the bottle off your hands, free of charge.

No! No! It's OK! Thanks are not required!

I'll send you my address later.

It's the least I can do, honestly.

 

[flying haggis]

What a selfless offer from Cozzer..

 

[Jester129]

He's all heart, is Cozzer!

 

[Adam W.]

Tomorrow, Phil finds out that he broke his clavicle.

 

[Cozzer]

He's all heart, is Cozzer!

It's a cross I've had to bear for many years.
That, and modesty.

 

[SammyQ]

"Once I was conceited, now I'm perfect...if only I could get rid of this damn modesty!"

An abridged version of a 'Murrican Tee shirt once popular in the '70's...