Luckiest day ever

[doctor Bob]

I used to think I had poor luck but how wrong am I.

Today I have won £575000 in an overseas lottery which I was entered into by my email being randomly being selected.
then this afternoon I have become the recipient of a charitable donation £5,000,000 of the saudi royal family, and not 10 minutes ago a nice fella from Nigeria informed me that he has £20, 000,000 he would like to split with me.

Anyway, I'm off to collect all this soon so I just thought I'd say "so long losers", I won't be back, so sir not on your nelly.

 

[Chippygeoff]

Last week I was on my Facebook wood working page when an American guy popped up with a message, he said he was the happiest guy on the planet as he had just won the Facebook lottery, then he said what is more amazing is that my name was on the winners list, he even gave me the e-mail address of the guy to contact for my winnings.

 

[dazzer]

Congratulations Bob

I too have been lucky with overseas lottery wins and a very nice Dr from the Nigerian high consulate has £50,000,000 that he will put into my bank account once I send him my bank account details and a small processing fee of only £25,000 which is an utter bargain

George also telephoned me for my credit card details:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZVSQWPWvKI

 

[AndyT]

I wish I could enter these lotteries but my computer has slowed down so much I can hardly use it. I don't understand why, it was only last week that a nice gentleman from Microsoft rang me up to say he had seen I was having trouble, and talked me through installing some extra software to fix it!

 

[artie]

I just happen to be thinking of selling London Bridge, it's been in my family for years. Times are a little hard right now, so if any of you would like to bid for it.?

 

[Steve Maskery]

My 85yo mum got the "your computer is causing us problems" call last week. Fortunately my bro was there and answered the phone. She, the caller, got short shrift. I think mum was quite surprised that my bro knew such language.
Although my mum is at the end of her life (she was given 3 months, er, three months ago) there is little wrong with her brain, and she is good at getting rid of people like this. But it could quite easily be a different story if she were more confused.

 

[RossJarvis]

I just happen to be thinking of selling London Bridge, it's been in my family for years. Times are a little hard right now, so if any of you would like to bid for it.?

Crumbs, what a coincidence, due to the economic climate I'm thinking of off-loading the Eiffel Tower, which has been in the family for years.

 

[artie]

I just happen to be thinking of selling London Bridge, it's been in my family for years. Times are a little hard right now, so if any of you would like to bid for it.?

Crumbs, what a coincidence, due to the economic climate I'm thinking of off-loading the Eiffel Tower, which has been in the family for years.

I'll take £40 million along with the tower for London bridge and I'll throw in an early Victorian video cabinet, worth at least £15,000

 

[damo8604]

Sadly I wasn't so lucky, I found I had a long lost aunt with my surname who was tragically killed in an RTA along with her only daughter and heir to her $5m fortune. Luckily some Nigerian government official tracked me down and it seems that I am her next of kin...... Every cloud and all that!

 

[gregmcateer]

Wow! What a coincidence - we certainly are a lucky bunch.

Could Charley please change the name from ukworkshop to ukwinners? It would be convenient, as ukw trips beautifully off my caviar and champagne tasting tongue.

 

[Chrispy]

Well done and good luck Bob, I'm sure you well deserve all that you get!

 

[RossJarvis]

I just happen to be thinking of selling London Bridge, it's been in my family for years. Times are a little hard right now, so if any of you would like to bid for it.?

Crumbs, what a coincidence, due to the economic climate I'm thinking of off-loading the Eiffel Tower, which has been in the family for years.

I'll take £40 million along with the tower for London bridge and I'll throw in an early Victorian video cabinet, worth at least £15,000

Okay, just give me all your bank details, the deeds for the bridge and deliver the cabinet and we have a deal! It's the cabinet wot's swung it.

I can't believe my luck. We got the tower years ago, dad came back late one night with nothing in his pockets. Mum asked what happened, as he was a bit unsteady, and he told us he'd bought the tower off a bloke in the pub for 10 Bob. Boy, what an investment!

 

[Jonzjob]

I just happen to be thinking of selling London Bridge, it's been in my family for years. Times are a little hard right now, so if any of you would like to bid for it.?

Crumbs, what a coincidence, due to the economic climate I'm thinking of off-loading the Eiffel Tower, which has been in the family for years.

Is that the Eyeful Tower, the original one, in Blackpool? If so then I have some bad news for you. I have just passed the deeds over to a nice gent in the USA who bought it from me for 500,000€$. Well, my dad said it would be OK?

 

[artie]

Okay, just give me all your bank details, the deeds for the bridge and deliver the cabinet and we have a deal! It's the cabinet wot's swung it.

I can't believe my luck. We got the tower years ago, dad came back late one night with nothing in his pockets. Mum asked what happened, as he was a bit unsteady, and he told us he'd bought the tower off a bloke in the pub for 10 Bob. Boy, what an investment!

May Gods blessing be upon you, I praise his name that has brought us together so that we may both benefit from this happy and devine coincidense. Happy I am to fulfill this agreement with you, but alas while on holiday here in darkest Nigera I have fallen on hard times and had all my cash stolen. If you send me $250 to pay my flight home and buy me a meagre meal to keep me alive I will carry out this transaction with you. Gods richest blessing be upon you. Send $250 quickly so that we can finish our deal.

 

[RossJarvis]

Okay, just give me all your bank details, the deeds for the bridge and deliver the cabinet and we have a deal! It's the cabinet wot's swung it.

I can't believe my luck. We got the tower years ago, dad came back late one night with nothing in his pockets. Mum asked what happened, as he was a bit unsteady, and he told us he'd bought the tower off a bloke in the pub for 10 Bob. Boy, what an investment!

May Gods blessing be upon you, I praise his name that has brought us together so that we may both benefit from this happy and devine coincidense. Happy I am to fulfill this agreement with you, but alas while on holiday here in darkest Nigera I have fallen on hard times and had all my cash stolen. If you send me $250 to pay my flight home and buy me a meagre meal to keep me alive I will carry out this transaction with you. Gods richest blessing be upon you. Send $250 quickly so that we can finish our deal.

I have here a magisterial can of Spam. Just send me £UK 150 and it will alleviate your current worries, £UK 3.50 for an opening device will surely create a blessed circumstance to solve your worries!!

 

[Doug B]

Damn you fellas are soooooooo lucky, I never get any of these fantastic offers :?

 

[Claymore]

One of my relatives once bought me a super pressie...... a sponsor a granny in Bangladesh which included buying her a goat! when I asked if i could go and visit her on holiday they told me she's very busy lady and they might not be able to find her LOL Brilliant.
I too have a few million $$$$$$$$ in the bank in Nigeria just waiting for me to collect or they will deliver it if i send £20,000 for the air fare.
so Bob don't need ya money I have plenty stashed away
Brian

 

[Droogs]

Well Bob, congrats and now you're rich why not celebrate by buying all us UKworkshopers each a nice dovetail saw from Klaus and for Klaus a new diamond handled saw file made from the Kimberley Diamond :twisted: (hammer) =P~

 

[Claymore]

Good idea Droogs..... why don't we just order them and send the bill to Bob I'm sure he will treat us lol

 

[Nelsun]

Sorry to break it to you but these Nigerian inheritance emails are all a scam. I would never fall for one of those!

Besides, I read a very interesting (but completely off topic) comment on a blog from someone earning $50,000 tax free per MONTH for just a few hours work from home! Needless to say, I signed up 5 times under different names so dont tell the boss! Now I'm taking in $3 million a year. Dreams do come true!