Is this the beginning of senility?

[Steve Maskery]

I feel my age. Usually more then my age. Life. Don't talk to me about life. Here I am, brain the size of a planet... Etc, etc, etc.

I have felt uncomfortable all day. Don't know why. Until it's time to have a bath.

I've had my underpants on back to front.

S

 

[Bod]

Welcome to my world.....

Bod

 

[Doug B]

I always try to look for the positives at times like these .......at least they were your own pants :lol:

 

[Trevanion]

Better to go without, that way they can't be the wrong way around.

Goes for any piece of clothing.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

You shouldn't need to put them back on in such a hurry at your age.

 

[novocaine]

38 and ive been doing that for 10 years. My wife finds it hilarious.

 

[Bm101]

I just came home from the pub to rip the Mrs' knickers off.

They were bloomin' killing me.
Thry ride right up me...

 

[Geoff_S]

No problem, you can turn them around and get a second day out of them.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Throw them at the wall - if they don't stick, they're not dirty.

 

[sunnybob]

At least they werent on your head keeping your ears warm! :shock:

 

[Garno]

Bath on a Tuesday night .... Everyone knows bath nights are on a Sunday.

 

[galleywood]

Did you discover this after a visit to a hypnotist or after having a general anesthetic?

 

[novocaine]

everybody knows it's pants on your head, two pencils up your nose and wibble. anything else is just life.

 

[donwatson]

Thank heavens !!?? I thought it was only me

 

[SammyQ]

Well Steve, making a statement like that really helps to find out WHO your proper friends are... :-"

I say this, having been a teacher in a boys' school for 37 years and in the last year, I developed a 'complete blind spot' regarding pulling up my trouser zip...Thank God I had a wonderfully observant, witty and candid lady as my lab tech.... :?
She would, for example, suddenly ask: "Is The Wind in the Willows your favourite book then?" Seconds later, 'Clang, crash' realisation would set in. #-o

Sam

P.S. Aren't you lucky it wasn't a thong?...the imagery of that scenario doesn't bear thinking about...

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Dead birds don't fall out of nests.

The cage is open, but the beast is asleep.

 

[That would work]

What always worries me is how much time I spend looking for a tool that I was using a few seconds before?

 

[novocaine]

What always worries me is how much time I spend looking for a tool that I was using a few seconds before?

far to many times have I been caught ransacking the workshop looking for an Allan key I was just using, only to have it pointed out that it's between my teeth. more than once has this occurred in a shared workshop, including once by a customer who's bike I was about to work on.

 

[SammyQ]

"Dead birds don't fall out of nests.

The cage is open, but the beast is asleep"

Phil, NOW I'm starting to worry about you. See my tag line? "Still frisky"??? Hmmm??

Sam

 

[Phil Pascoe]

I don't see signatures or avatars - I find them irritating.