If I had a son

[devonwoody]

If I had a new borne baby boy, I think I would go along and register at the registars office and put the first name as Lord.
Then when he grew up he wouldn't have to pay for a peerage.

 

[mr]

On the topic of amusing names for kiddies...

My mother used to know some people who called their daugher Penny. Their name? Mr & Mrs Coin.

I used to know someone (though I haven't seen her for years now) whose surname was Jeans. She called her son Blue.

We have a friend who works with a woman who has changed her name by deed poll to Foxy Demeanour

Cheers Mike

 

[devonwoody]

We have a friend who works with a woman who has changed her name by deed poll to Foxy Demeanour


Any chande of an intro :twisted:

 

[caretaker]

Reg Sole was the name but to call him on the works loud speaker, they say, paging Mr R Sole.

 

[woodbloke]

A few years ago my daughter had a school friend called Lyndsey Death...whose mother was a Dr :lol: - Rob

 

[CNC Paul]

There used to be a shoe shop in the Kings Road Chelsea
called R Soles

 

[speed]

mr and mrs kirr called there son wayne :shock:

and wayne called his son ashley kirr :shock: :shock:

 

[Karl]

I used to deal with a client called Peter Enis - letters addressed to P Enis Esq.....

Cheers

Karl

 

[richburrow]

I feel sorry for Drew Peacock

 

[SammyQ]

Mr and Mrs Knight christened their daughter Tamarra......I also had a child in one of my classes, surname Bate, and it was the custom in Lower Fourth to use the prefix "Master"............lastly, an asian lad from Hong Kong was "Wingo Fok".......calling that particular register WAS fun.

Sam

 

[Woodmagnet]

I used to know a police officer in Whitehaven called Andy Pratt.
A.Pratt, but he was a good bobby. :wink:

 

[Taffy Turner]

I feel sorry for Drew Peacock

ROTFLMAO

Not heard that one before!! 8)

Taffy

 

[Escudo]

Mary Hinge................ always made me chuckle :lol:

 

[Shultzy]

I worked with a girl called Wendy Holmes, knew a Wendy Buscomes and a Miles Behind and our physics teacher was Master Batey.

 

[Woodmagnet]

Mary Hinge................ always made me chuckle :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[PowerTool]

My ex-wife went to school with a girl from Fiji called O No..

She nearly drowned in their first school swimming lesson,as she stepped straight off the edge into the deep end - her only other encouters with water all involved it sloping gently away from the shore :lol:

Andrew

 

[Racers]

Hi,

I have two sons San Allen Maddex and Tom Oliver Maddex so their initials are SAM and TOM if we had girls we could have had KIM or PAM, Bryan Unwin Maddex was poopooed buy the wife as was Stephen Paul Andrew Maddex

Pete

 

[Karl]

We had a new receptionist at a firm I once worked for and somebody asked her to tannoy Don Kiddick.

"Don Kiddick please contact reception".

Needless to say, there was a rush of male colleagues phoning reception !

Cheers

Karl

 

[motownmartin]

We had a new receptionist at a firm I once worked for and somebody asked her to tannoy Don Kiddick.

"Don Kiddick please contact reception".

Needless to say, there was a rush of male colleagues phoning reception !

Cheers

Karl

I once heard a call on a tannoy for Eric Hunt :shock:

 

[Digit]

I had a school chum whose name was Hope, any new teacher calling out his name for the register was briskly informed that he had been abandoned!

Roy.