House keys problems

[adidat]

Hi guys


Bit of a weird one, having a bit of a issue at the moment, left my house Keys in a bucket of water by accident! And they have all swollen up and cant get them in the bloody lock!! ☹☹☹

I'd rather avoid an expensive locksmith call-out charge, any ideas?

I'll post some pictures in a bit.

Adidat

 

[marcros]

what type of locks are they? can you make it secure if you manage to get inside?

 

[adidat]

its a standard yale lock, yeah just trying to avoid smashing windows.

adidat

 

[Adam W.]

That is weird, because I thought keys were made of a metal type material, not wood.

 

[Bm101]

Got/get a drinks machine size bottle of coke/pop and a knife? (2l pop bottles don't work as the plastic is too thin). Depending it might be possible to make a slip. Pop bottle is just thick enough to bend and engage the locks latch bolt in some cases. Like in daft movies where they casually slip a credit card into a lock but a it more desperate in real life eh? Work it in at an angle using the corner. Good luck.

 

[adidat]

Here's a piccy, any ideas guys I need to get in i'm desperate for the loo!

adidat

 

[Adam W.]

Wow! That has swolled up, you could try drying it out in a microwave oven.

 

[marcros]

Here's a piccy, any ideas guys I need to get in i'm desperate for the loo!


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adidat

I hope you do get locked out for that!

 

[Adam W.]

I can't believe you fell for it.

 

[Droogs]

@adidat , I see the problem now. That's the front door key ya numpty

 

[Bm101]

*calls the coast guard. Come and get your binoculars back mofo's there is a joke incoming!

 

[Cabinetman]

I heard his wife wants him to sit in the bath on a regular basis – Aditat you deserved that ha ha

 

[adidat]

I heard his wife wants him to sit in the bath on a regular basis – Aditat you deserved that ha ha

very good!

adidat

 

[Woody2Shoes]

Hi guys


Bit of a weird one, having a bit of a issue at the moment, left my house Keys in a bucket of water by accident! And they have all swollen up and cant get them in the bloody lock!! ☹☹☹

I'd rather avoid an expensive locksmith call-out charge, any ideas?

I'll post some pictures in a bit.

Adidat

I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but from your photo, it would appear that both you and your house have shrunk...

 

[Nick S]

Looks like a blue pill fell in bucket as well

 

[novocaine]

Thats a Eurolock not a Yale. no wonder your key doesn't fit, the warding is completely different.

 

[Fergie 307]

Very good. On the subject of shrinking I watched a programme where they were taking a submarine down to a depth of several miles. As an example of the pressure they wrote messages on Styrofoam cups and left them in a basket on the outside. On return to the surface these were compressed to the size of a thimble and rock hard, interesting souvenir.

 

[Stanleymonkey]

Lucky for you it's only a Yale

Swollen Chubbs are extremely painful

 

[Garno]

Even though I was 99.9% certain it could not happen that was still not sure enough to stop me checking on google.




Come on you know I was not the only one