David C":h55wri12 said:
Heard this once; Cabinetmaking, "the last resting place of all reprobates"
Nah. That can't be right, David. I thought that was for incorrigible rugby players, such as myself, a proud member of Boroughmuir RFC Reprobates.
The first tenet of being a BRFC Reprobate is, "We do not play Sevens."
Second, "No kicking of the ball is permissible, except for try conversion attempts. Conversion attempts are coducted in a strict order. First conversion attempt is kicked by the player wearing number 1 on his back. Second conversion attempt is by number 2, etc.."
Third, "All kicks from hand during open play (even during desperate defensive moments) are subject to a swingeing fine-- amount to be determined by the Chief Reprobate."
Fourth, "Pre-game hospitality is port, biscuits and cheese-- in no particular order."
Fifth. "Half time refreshment consists of 1 can of beer/lager per player per team. 30 or 60 cans of beer/lager per team are acceptable half time refreshments-- chilled optional."
That'll do for now. The rest of the Reprobates code of conduct involves things like diplomatic conduct and cultural niceties in the presence of women and pretty sheep which I probably ought not to go into in detail. Slainte.