Sporky McGuffin
Light entertainer
Woodpecker squares:
"The handles are milled from solid bar stock and fastened to the body with high strength socket screws. Separating the handles from the blade ensures they can be recalibrated to the blade if knocked out of position."
They obviously don't expect them to stay square. You don't get much for your £100!
Or they know that someone will grab it and use it as an impromptu hammer (having refused to spend £20 on a nice Estwing because "that's a rip-off; you can just do that with a rock").