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devonwoody

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The Bathtub Test.



During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you
determine whether or not an older person should be put in a Care Home?"

"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."

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"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?"


ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON … OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE? :)
 
I keep my bed right under the window, which is lucky really because that's exactly where I sleep.
 
Bed near the window"s best,,"cos when you get back from a night out you can get in without Matron catching you,
see you there,,,,,joe,,,,
 
AES":1fn4ckor said:
Only if it's not higher than the 1st floor Joe!

:oops:
S"funny,,,thought I was cozy when I got in,,,the ladies are bedded on the ground an" first floors,,,, Oh to be in Appenzel again,,
,,,,joe,,,
 
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