An embarrassingly long time ago, my wife asked me to build her a simple garden bench. As I am a beginner, and also wanted to impress her, I've made a lot of mistakes, spent far too much money, and learned a lot along the way. She requested something 'chunky', so after many designs and revisions, that is what she got. I'm painfully aware of some of the flaws in this piece, but I'm really happy that it's almost done now and I can move onto something else. I hesitate to ask for a critique yet, cos it would be like shooting fish in a barrel.
It's all made from 144mm x 44 mm dressed pine. The legs are both two short pieces of that, glued & dowelled together before being cut to shape. The angled design of the legs was inspired by traditional Scottish Baronial architecture, believe it or not, intended to give the impression of strength and stability. The stretcher was a late addition to the design, which I had to fight for with the client who didn't see the point of it. "Not being wobbly" was one of the main reasons for it, obviously.
The long side pieces are just screwed onto the side of the main seat piece, with their weight thankfully also supported by the legs. Getting those legs to the right shape for a tight fit with the top of the bench was a complete nightmare, especially at one corner. It was at this point that I realised that my cheap crappy plastic Stanley carpenters square wasn't really square at all. But instead of doing them all again from scratch, I bodged up a sliver of matching pine and inserted it in that corner. Non woodworkers won't notice, and I hope you lot would be too classy to point it out.
I couldn't get any of the pre-drilled screw holes to countersink neatly (even with a nice new countersink bit), so decided to add cup washers to the equation to hide the roughness and add a certain feeling (illusion) of solidity to the design. I'm still really pleased with that little detail, despite the reason for adding them.
softwood overtightening fail, or should I get one of those newfangled snail type anti-chatter countersinks?
But then I began to worry about the longevity of the zinc plated screws and cup washers, and ordered stainless steel ones instead. I do know about the differences of tensile and shear strengths of these, but don't think it'll be an issue. They will be shiny and won't rust.
I pondered long and hard about the final finish. I bought some 'antique oak' woodstain which I used on a rough & ready foot stool I knocked up, and realised there was no way that horrible gunk was going on my 'masterpiece', haha! Then I bought a tin of yacht varnish, which has not even been opened yet, thank god. I was eventually inspired this week by a thread by Creampuff on his picnic bench, which was just the look I was after - Liberon Garden Furniture Oil, in Teak colour.
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I really wanted this to look good, but I really hate sanding. I did the bare minimum with an orbital sander with a 120 grit sheet, with the wife deriding me for having extreme OCD and being too much of a perfectionist. Hah! If only she knew. But that's it done to my satisfaction at last, it feels smooth and I can't see any pencil marks anywhere now. That was the standard - no pencil marks, visible splinters, or cat footprints.
So this was the first time I'd ever used a cloth to apply oil to any large item, and was quite apprehensive about making a total mess of it. But after two wipes, I was grinning from ear to ear for the next few hours; it was a total joy to do. I am so delighted with the way the oil has brought out the grain and knot patterns. Two more coats on top and some more on the underside and it'll be FINISHED!!!
When the oiling is done, I'll replace all the zinc plated CSK screws with the pristine and shiny stainless screws and cup washers.
More pics when it's done and in situ in the garden.
Talk about a labour of love, with a steep learning curve, while stubbornly reinventing the wheel. Please bear in mind that this project started before I'd even heard of this forum, and I've learned so much from you guys and woodworking books since then that it's been difficult to persevere with something that I would have done completely differently now.
It's all made from 144mm x 44 mm dressed pine. The legs are both two short pieces of that, glued & dowelled together before being cut to shape. The angled design of the legs was inspired by traditional Scottish Baronial architecture, believe it or not, intended to give the impression of strength and stability. The stretcher was a late addition to the design, which I had to fight for with the client who didn't see the point of it. "Not being wobbly" was one of the main reasons for it, obviously.
The long side pieces are just screwed onto the side of the main seat piece, with their weight thankfully also supported by the legs. Getting those legs to the right shape for a tight fit with the top of the bench was a complete nightmare, especially at one corner. It was at this point that I realised that my cheap crappy plastic Stanley carpenters square wasn't really square at all. But instead of doing them all again from scratch, I bodged up a sliver of matching pine and inserted it in that corner. Non woodworkers won't notice, and I hope you lot would be too classy to point it out.
I couldn't get any of the pre-drilled screw holes to countersink neatly (even with a nice new countersink bit), so decided to add cup washers to the equation to hide the roughness and add a certain feeling (illusion) of solidity to the design. I'm still really pleased with that little detail, despite the reason for adding them.
softwood overtightening fail, or should I get one of those newfangled snail type anti-chatter countersinks?
But then I began to worry about the longevity of the zinc plated screws and cup washers, and ordered stainless steel ones instead. I do know about the differences of tensile and shear strengths of these, but don't think it'll be an issue. They will be shiny and won't rust.
I pondered long and hard about the final finish. I bought some 'antique oak' woodstain which I used on a rough & ready foot stool I knocked up, and realised there was no way that horrible gunk was going on my 'masterpiece', haha! Then I bought a tin of yacht varnish, which has not even been opened yet, thank god. I was eventually inspired this week by a thread by Creampuff on his picnic bench, which was just the look I was after - Liberon Garden Furniture Oil, in Teak colour.
topic53497.html
I really wanted this to look good, but I really hate sanding. I did the bare minimum with an orbital sander with a 120 grit sheet, with the wife deriding me for having extreme OCD and being too much of a perfectionist. Hah! If only she knew. But that's it done to my satisfaction at last, it feels smooth and I can't see any pencil marks anywhere now. That was the standard - no pencil marks, visible splinters, or cat footprints.
So this was the first time I'd ever used a cloth to apply oil to any large item, and was quite apprehensive about making a total mess of it. But after two wipes, I was grinning from ear to ear for the next few hours; it was a total joy to do. I am so delighted with the way the oil has brought out the grain and knot patterns. Two more coats on top and some more on the underside and it'll be FINISHED!!!
When the oiling is done, I'll replace all the zinc plated CSK screws with the pristine and shiny stainless screws and cup washers.
More pics when it's done and in situ in the garden.
Talk about a labour of love, with a steep learning curve, while stubbornly reinventing the wheel. Please bear in mind that this project started before I'd even heard of this forum, and I've learned so much from you guys and woodworking books since then that it's been difficult to persevere with something that I would have done completely differently now.