Fine.

[Digit]

I gather from these posts that nobody, including me, has a clue as to how you squirrel proof a garden? :lol:
Frankly a doubt that a ten foot high wall would stop 'em!

Roy.

 

[big soft moose]

My last dealing but one with your profession resulted in him threatening court action for non payment. The fact that ALL paperwork, BAR the bill went to the wrong address didn't help his case!
I rest my case! :lol:

Roy.

and they wonder why there are so many lawyer jokes (vis the jokes thread a while back)

talking of which i heard a new one the tother day

Q: Did you hear about the lawyer who was popular and well liked by everyone he met




















A: no, neither did I ! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Digit]

I gather from these posts that nobody, including me, has a clue as to how you squirrel proof a garden? :lol:
Frankly a doubt that a ten foot high wall would stop 'em!

Roy.

 

[big soft moose]

I gather from these posts that nobody, including me, has a clue as to how you squirrel proof a garden? :lol:
Frankly a doubt that a ten foot high wall would stop 'em!

Roy.

Short of caging over the whole garden , which lets face it isnt practical the only effective way of "squirel proofing" a garden is to control the little *******s - a couple of warfarin hoppers, a regular poke of any dreys that appear and a tour of the tree'd areas with an air rifle once per week will do the trick.

course the other option would be to make the garden totally unfreindly to them no food, no water, no where to bury nuts, no trees etc - just tarmac the entire ploty should do it - but that may be a little hard on oither wildlife not to mention yourselves :lol:

 

[Mike.C]

Of course I'm on Drugs Mr C. One has to be to live round here. :lol:

As for the little bas... Squirrel in MY Tree, its days are numbered as I think I now know what keeps digging up my Bulbs, doesn't take them, just digs em up. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Digging up your bulbs :shock: If one of them started doing that in the wife's garden, she would be sitting out there all night waiting for it to stick it's head up so that she could take it clean off with a spade :evil: You go get him mate :wink:

Cheers

Mike

 

[Digit]

Jolly good, sounds like you are an expert on that as well.

Pretty much, due entirely to the incompetence of said 'experts!'
I forgot to add that my wife has twice been informed by the police of my death, I received a court summons for non payment of community charges on a house I did not own, another one for failing to maintain the road outside my house, I live on a trunk road, investigated as being in receipt of stolen property, to whit, one motorcycle, purchased from the police pound in Telford, that went down well in the nick and just to cap it so you can make another trite remark I was diagnosed with flu and hospitalised with polio!
I think I have proved my point have I not?

Roy.

 

[studders]

You go get him mate :wink:

Cheers

Mike

I blinkin well will...... mind you he was quite big, about... ooooohhhh 2ft long, must've weighed 75lb at least, yet he was so fast on his feet...... might just leave it a bit, see if he goes away.

:lol:

 

[Mike.C]

You go get him mate :wink:

Cheers

Mike

I blinkin well will...... mind you he was quite big, about... ooooohhhh 2ft long, must've weighed 75lb at least, yet he was so fast on his feet...... might just leave it a bit, see if he goes away.

:lol:

That big :shock: maybe retreat is the best policy, and ask a few members to regroup at your house. Everyone else has a Bash so why not us, literally, right over it's head. :wink:

Cheers

Mike

 

[studders]

That big :shock:


Mike

I may have confused it with next doors Cat. :duno:
You know, the one that comes to crap in the now bulbless borders dug up by the Squirrel.

 

[Digit]

You should have seen the one that got away chaps! :lol:

Roy.

 

[Mike.C]

That big :shock:


Mike

I may have confused it with next doors Cat. :duno:
You know, the one that comes to crap in the now bulbless borders dug up by the Squirrel.

Sounds like you are having a rough time, what you need is Dad's Army :roll:

Cheers

Mike

 

[Dibs-h]

We dont have any in our garden i shoot them.

We don't either - shot all of them except one little pesky bugger, but a trap and half a Snickers bar and bingo. Mind you he was dispatched with a single shot to the head. The foxes take the carcasses away after dark.

Dibs