Cricket Bats

[Doug B]

my gg farther died in 1974

Not a chap i`d like to have stud behind :lol:
Sorry i`ll get my coat!!!!!

 

[Tom K]

my gg farther died in 1974

Not a chap i`d like to have stud behind :lol:
Sorry i`ll get my coat!!!!!

Whats that old saying about "The blind leading the blind" I am sensing one of the old spelling and grammar threads stating soon :lol:
Farther = a greater distance away
Farter = a person suffering with flatulence
Father = daddy
Guessing learning German probably would have had you in hysterics.
Stud or stood ? Or is that a dialect thing

Edit. Perhaps your stud refers to the g-g highly illegal I believe

Regards Tom

 

[MikeG.]

I am sensing one of the old spelling and grammar threads stating soon :lol:Tom

 

[Tom K]

I am sensing one of the old spelling and grammar threads stating soon :lol:Tom

Never said I was perfect :lol: Thanks for "Stating the obvious"

Regards Tom

 

[Benchwayze]

Mein Grossvater war auch ein Tischler!

Johann

 

[ciscoeuk]

*** wipe


i am dyslexic? not funny :twisted: :x :x

 

[Tom K]

*** wipe


i am dyslexic? not funny :twisted: :x :x

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Now thats funny

Regards Tom

 

[MikeG.]

Fellas,

this is getting a bit silly, and a very long way off topic. Before the moderators get involved, why don't we agree to let this rest and move on.

Ciscoeuk does have dislexia, as discussed in an excellent thread a week or two back. Perhaps we should all go back and have a look at that one again to see how well discussions can be handled.......?

In the meantime, this thread was about cricket bats.

Mike

 

[ciscoeuk]

sorry chaps

i do have a sense of humbour but not about my typeing ans spelling

anyway

cricket bats, - made 1 20 years age as we took down a 30' willow tree, in our old garden, and made several things from it

nice bat, but its spilt after i stood it next a radiator for a week to dry the varnish, was not happy, as it was going to be a gift for a family member who played with a local club

 

[motownmartin]

Fellas,

this is getting a bit silly, and a very long way off topic. Before the moderators get involved, why don't we agree to let this rest and move on.

Ciscoeuk does have dislexia, as discussed in an excellent thread a week or two back. Perhaps we should all go back and have a look at that one again to see how well discussions can be handled.......?

In the meantime, this thread was about cricket bats.

Mike

Tommo is a bit Batty though :lol:

Mike, was it you that came out of retirement back to Grace Road or was it Paul Nixon, it was one of the Leicestershire wicket keepers who dabbled a little with making cricket bats, wasn't it :?

 

[Tom K]

Fellas,

this is getting a bit silly, and a very long way off topic. Before the moderators get involved, why don't we agree to let this rest and move on.

Ciscoeuk does have dislexia, as discussed in an excellent thread a week or two back. Perhaps we should all go back and have a look at that one again to see how well discussions can be handled.......?

In the meantime, this thread was about cricket bats.

Mike

I don't doubt he does Mike but he appears to be questioning it himself.
At the end of the day its a condition not a badge to be flouted whenever his condition causes him to misunderstand what is written.
I promise if ever you write something and I don't get it I will under no circumstance call you an "*** wipe"

Regards Tom

 

[Tom K]

Tommo is a bit Batty though :lol:

How so Martin? Please enlighten me no figs or horses hooves though :roll:

Regards Tom

 

[motownmartin]

There you go, no need to say anymore, just dangle the carrot :lol:

 

[Tom K]

There you go, no need to say anymore, just dangle the carrot :lol:

Sorry Martin I don't understand your humour :roll:
You called me " Batty" thats a euphemism for mentally deranged
I was only having a chat and you come at me with that one.

Deeply distressed Tom

 

[cricketfan]

Get outa my topic lads :wink:

 

[motownmartin]

There you go, no need to say anymore, just dangle the carrot :lol:

Sorry Martin I don't understand your humour :roll:
You called me " Batty" thats a euphemism for mentally deranged
I was only having a chat and you come at me with that one.

Deeply distressed Tom

Batty was a reference to the thread which is about cricket bats, also your reply (my apologies for causing you distress) which was about someones spelling mistake, which seemed to be a little off course (deranged). perhaps you misunderstood what was written :wink:

Like yourself I have a dry sense of humour at times.

Merry Christmas

 

[Tom K]

Martin,
my reply was picking up on someones spelling mistake being read wrongly ciscoeuk wrote "g g farther" which seems to have gotten misread as "g g farter" by the following poster who didn't fancy being "stud" behind him.
As a long term member you will be aware that a lack of punctuation and prevalence of spelling mistakes invariably leads to a "Proper use of the Queens English" type threads.
Mike picked me up on my spelling mistake, I didn't sook about it.
Is my sense of humour really so bad because I find ciscoeuk's statement:
and I quote " i am dyslexic? not funny" amusing I guess if nothing else it does prove his point.

Regards Tom (who really didn't set out to offend anyone)

 

[Tom K]

Get outa my topic lads :wink:

This is how it works you start a conversation
and some pedantic old git takes it off course. (homer)
Don't worry when it gets too far off track you
can always start a new one for nowt. :idea:

Regards Tom

 

[Benchwayze]

*** wipe


i am dyslexic? not funny :twisted: :x :x

That vulgar remark followed my post.
Was it directed at me?

If it was here's a link. http://translation2.paralink.com/
:?

Cut and paste my German phrase and find out what I said. Nothing whatever to do with dyslexia. I was trying to illustrate that the German for Father is Varter not Farter!

 

[ciscoeuk]

sorry all i have reread all the post on this point i miss read most of them

now i undterstand what was wriiten

i should have said nothing and kept me mouth shut

"*** wipe" comment aimed at the person who first too the pi*s

i just don't find ti funny to put somoe down who find spelling and typing, hard at the best of times, its not funny and its not right!!!!!!!!!!!

like i said i have GSOH on all things but this,

now everyones had a dig, let it go, please