Sharpening threads are almost always contentious. I can't really fathom out what you hope to gain by participating in them so vociferously and extensively, Jacob. In a sense, I'm a bit like you in that I don't use jigs to sharpen woodworking tools. I've never needed to use a jig or a guide for the job, and when I demonstrate sharpening to learners I just show them the way I do it, but I also tell them there are jigs and guides out there for if they really can't get the knack of freehanding the job.
In truth, it's no skin off my nose if someone can only sharpen with the aid of a guide or jig. It would only be a concern to me if I employed woodworkers in my woodworking business and their sharpening methodology was time consuming to the point of affecting profitability. So, apart from that sort of scenario, it's just as easy to let people get on with sharpening any way they feel like, in my opinion.
Like you, I find all these jigs and guides way too much faff and fiddle for me to bother my a+se with. I only know that because I've tried a few that learners have brought to me for my comments and opinion which, so far, has always been negative from a personal perspective, i.e., they're no blo++y use to me. But I also recognise that not everyone is like me and they can only really sharpen with a jig. So, for the most part I just say let them get on with it even though I've got my own Lesson in Sharpening tale out there of sharpening using the KISS principle.
I seldom get involved in sharpening threads, my contribution here being an exception, because of how unpleasant they can get. I don't really know why you can't do the same, and generally let people get on with it. Yes, I know how you like to wang on ... and on ... and on about modern sharpening madness, and all that, but really, we already know what you think through years of repetition, and you surely have an ignore facility built into your nature somewhere.
By the way, I can promise that this is my only contribution to this thread no matter what provocations may be thrown my way after I post this lot, which is too much verbiage in reality now that I think about it. Slainte.