I'm interested in "traditional" woodworking, which is what I've been doing for most of my life. Nothing "alternative" about it.
I see "modern" woodworking, as reinvented steadily over recent decades, as being "alternative".
There's a simple explanation for modern sharpening in that it seems to have been re-imagined by people from an engineering background, rather than woodwork itself. Hence the emphasis on control for fine tolerances and letting the machine do the job.
Not at all, it's the other way around - trad crafts tend to have evolved to produce the fastest and most efficient way of producing things, with the materials and technology available. And the most beautiful..etc.
The traditional of a great deal in our British way of life appeals to me too. (A lot of other traditional doesn't - but we pick & choose from a large range of such traditions, eh). The value of a well-developed tradition is that many "best ways" have long ago been found and honed to an efficient, well-understood and do-able set of practices.
But tradition is not the
ossified remanent of a way of doing things, set in stone for ever. The best traditions are dynamic and evolve along with the environments in which they thrive. If such traditions are not allowed to evolve - to change their details as new circumstances arrive and depart, they turn to dust. Consider those lifestyles preserved in aspic by the likes of The Shakers and other such sects, who adopted a C17th way of life then went to ridiculous lengths never to change one iota of it, until the evolving world around them ground it all down to historical dust.
Hand sharpening in woodwork, a small matter, is still a relevant and enviable skill. But other methods, often involving other but different skills, have evolved. They work, despite you own inability to get them to do so. Why not allow both?
As the post modern world completes its own destruction, leaving us (if it leaves any of us alive at all) in a primitive condition without the vast tech that allows our current lifestyles, we may have to accept hand sharpening (perhaps on the ruins of a cathedral step) as the only available method. All well and good.
Until then, there are sharpening gubbins! They are exciting and pleasurable in learning to use, just like with any tool. Some take time, effort, skill and money. Ah well, these are all pleasures too, for we Eloi cavorting on the edge of extinction.