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Robbo3
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treeturner123
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I bet there's some chaffing going on there!!
Benchwayze
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Self-inflicted. No empathy here!
Ho! Ho!
John
Ho! Ho!
John
Doug B
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Robbo3
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Doug B
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2020 
somehow I knew it would all end in tiers.
somehow I knew it would all end in tiers.Benchwayze
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Doug. Me too; great minds and all that,
but I decided against posting! Actually yer beat me to it!
John
but I decided against posting! Actually yer beat me to it!
John
Doug B
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Doug B
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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'.
The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she then would have asked 'about what?'
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"?
Well, after another beer, and some heavier deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'.
The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she then would have asked 'about what?'
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"?
Well, after another beer, and some heavier deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock.
Benchwayze
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Yes Geoff!
John
John
I know which one will growl at you
Doug B
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Benchwayze
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Have i got noose for you!
John
SammyQ
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You lot? Brilliant!
RogerS
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Nothing like a chuckle. Like knowing that in one half of our village which is in Tier 3 that the pub will be closed. Like knowing that in the other half who are in Tier 2, the pub there IS open !
Benchwayze
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As long as the tiers don't water down the beer!
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