208 years ago, about now...

[BradNaylor]

I'm glad you did mention it DW, as one looks deeper into this, you have to ask yourself, how many MP's and Lords and Ladies are where they are by virtue of earning their place, okay the MP's are elected by you and I, but the house of lords is a "placement" if you like, at this present moment in time I hold the lot of them in lower esteem than estate agents and lawyers and you don't get more distrustful people than that, whatever they spout, I assume the opposite, which, basically makes them hypocrites, they have only themselves to blame as their ULTIMATE aim is to feather their nest at the expense of representing the folks they are paid by, and the EU is the worst example of this excess, quite obviously the likes of Mandy have no moral rectitude and even worse, no conscience.

Rich.

Call the McWhirters!

Longest sentence ever in the English Language.

:wink:

Dan

 

[Losos]

Where did I claim it as mine? I lifted it straight from the internet and I am happy to admit it. Apologies if people thought I wrote that lot in such a short time frame - I merely remembered reading it some time ago so googled for it. Oh how I wish I was that able

Steve.

Well I don't care if you wrote it, copied it, or even discovered it in some previously undiscovered Nelson diaries.

It still made me laugh out loud and has put me in a good mood so thanks Stevie, have a cyber pint on me

 

[Losos]

I'm glad you did mention it DW, as one looks deeper into this, you have to ask yourself, how many MP's and Lords and Ladies are where they are by virtue of earning their place, okay the MP's are elected by you and I, but the house of lords is a "placement" if you like, at this present moment in time I hold the lot of them in lower esteem than estate agents and lawyers and you don't get more distrustful people than that, whatever they spout, I assume the opposite, which, basically makes them hypocrites, they have only themselves to blame as their ULTIMATE aim is to feather their nest at the expense of representing the folks they are paid by, and the EU is the worst example of this excess, quite obviously the likes of Mandy have no moral rectitude and even worse, no conscience.

Rich.

Call the McWhirters!

Longest sentence ever in the English Language.

:wink:

Dan

Sorry Dan, it might be the longest paragraph ('tho I doubt it) but Rich has put quite a lot of commas in there so that makes it a lot of sentances, not just one :lol:

 

[Rich]

I'm glad you did mention it DW, as one looks deeper into this, you have to ask yourself, how many MP's and Lords and Ladies are where they are by virtue of earning their place, okay the MP's are elected by you and I, but the house of lords is a "placement" if you like, at this present moment in time I hold the lot of them in lower esteem than estate agents and lawyers and you don't get more distrustful people than that, whatever they spout, I assume the opposite, which, basically makes them hypocrites, they have only themselves to blame as their ULTIMATE aim is to feather their nest at the expense of representing the folks they are paid by, and the EU is the worst example of this excess, quite obviously the likes of Mandy have no moral rectitude and even worse, no conscience.

Rich.

Call the McWhirters!

Longest sentence ever in the English Language.

:wink:

Dan

Sorry Dan, it might be the longest paragraph ('tho I doubt it) but Rich has put quite a lot of commas in there so that makes it a lot of sentances, not just one :lol:

Very sadly there is only one Mcwhirter (Norris) his twin brother (Ross) was shot dead on the 27th of November 1975.

Rich.

 

[Lincolnshirebodger]

Dare I mention that to be enobled these days it doesnt matter if you are a liar and a cheat!

I'm glad you did mention it DW, as one looks deeper into this, you have to ask yourself, how many MP's and Lords and Ladies are where they are by virtue of earning their place, okay the MP's are elected by you and I, but the house of lords is a "placement" if you like, at this present moment in time I hold the lot of them in lower esteem than estate agents and lawyers and you don't get more distrustful people than that, whatever they spout, I assume the opposite, which, basically makes them hypocrites, they have only themselves to blame as their ULTIMATE aim is to feather their nest at the expense of representing the folks they are paid by, and the EU is the worst example of this excess, quite obviously the likes of Mandy have no moral rectitude and even worse, no conscience.

Rich.

Ah but there three different sort of Lords.

1. the sort who got ther by accident of birth
2. the sort that got there because they really want to make a difference
3. the sort who got there by virtue of being crooked, corrupt, greedy, unscrupulous and selling us down the river to our political enemies.

The first sort are split 50/50 into good and bad. The second sort are rare but good. the third sort constitute the rest, and most are Blair henchmen (suprise suprise) and rotten to the core and only loyal to Labour and the EU.

 

[BradNaylor]

Very sadly there is only one Mcwhirter (Norris) his twin brother (Ross) was shot dead on the 27th of November 1975.

Rich.

Actually there's none.

Norris died on the 19th of April 2004.

Pity. I'm sure you would have got on well with them.

Cheers
Dan

 

[BradNaylor]

Sorry Dan, it might be the longest paragraph ('tho I doubt it) but Rich has put quite a lot of commas in there so that makes it a lot of sentances, not just one :lol:

Sorry Losos.

A sentence only finishes with a full stop.

Or an exclamation mark!

Or a question mark?

Commas are used within a sentence to indicate where there should be pauses in the flow of speech.

So Rich's missive was in fact, one sentence.

Cheers
Dan