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You'd have to show him how to switch the TV on first.

You say that like it's a bad thing 😁

And it's also a little known fact that Roald Dahl's parents couldn't spell Ronald.

Repeatedly spelling Libya 'Lybia' for example. I hope this doesn't mean the gulag for Delaney.

Yep. I'm surprised that a Russian troll factory would bother with a woodworking forum but I've suspected this for some time too.

It's nice to know "I've got the power", but it makes visits to Tesco difficult now, as I have an irresistible urge to burst into song at the checkout.

After reading this thread the ad companies must be shaking in their boots. I mean - we are exactly the demographic they are after: a bunch of (mostly) parsimonious old curmudgeons on a woodworking forum with all of their major purchasing decisions made decades ago.

You poor dears. :cry:

Somebody needs to drag you, kicking and screaming, into the 21st Century.

Any other ways of slowing down meters? (Asking for a friend.)

Why is it that some people just can't stop themselves posting off-topic comments in joke threads? FOR GOODNESS SAKE - THEY ARE FOR JOKES!! I'm sure I speak for most of us when I say that we would rather not wade through a load of depressing bumpf in search of a smile. Note: I've started a...

I don't know if anyone has tried to contact British Gas lately but when I tried they no longer have a phone contact number except for emergencies. You are now required to use their 'chat line'. I took a screenshot and gave up:

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Good luck with that.

No jokes please - this is the politics thread!

I may be way off base here but I'm starting to suspect Phil Pascoe isn't 100% in favour of Keir Starmer.

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It would be a lot quicker to take out a few large gas-fired or nuclear power stations than thousands of solar and wind installations distributed throughout the UK. But anyway, it's moot - any conflict would escalate fairly quickly to nuclear weapons at which point, goodnight vienna.

I like Walz. He seems like a proper grown-up.