Christmas shopping,,,he
Two blokes standing in the shopping mall and one says "I can"t find my wife",,the other replies "I can"t find mine either, what does yours look like ?"
" She"s 6ft tall, blonde, long legs, big bust, miniskirt, stockings, high heels, what does yours look like ?", other...
Hi chippy and fellow tradespeople,,,
Fitted hundreds of floors and got paid for doing it,,,,,some floors got spoiled for whatever reason and sometimes we went back and sorted it out but always made sure we would get paid for doing so,,,
I know it hurts when people do not respect your...
Hello,,
Just had a quick scroll thro" to see where you fellas live,, so assuming you primarily drive in your own locality mostly,,It will only be BugBear and Jinx (who has only just come down here so must fit in with us), who I might come across when out giving the mighty Kawasaki an...
Nick,,,yes a buddie of ours won over a million pounds when it all started,, he has not done an exceptional amount more than the rest of us,, funny really "cos someone spoke about him in the pub a few weeks back and said he was "a comfortably unhappy man",,sad really,,,,
Just a mention ,that you will need to verify, and you did say the tubes are for kitchen units, but due to the "strobe" effect leds are not advised near rotating machinery,
Is this correct?
Roger,,,,,many thanks for your guidance,,what is the the etiquette for this ?,,am I supposed to wipe my fingers between bites because My good lady and myself will be sharing this feast ?
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ravenous joe,,,
Hello all wood lovers,,
I was about to disappear into the shed to sharpen a carving knife for the sunday roast when fears of,
lost fingers
tear out
incorrect cutting angles
insurance claims etc, etc, sprang to...
Just chucking in my two penn"orth, (not sure how the trough works on a Tormek ),,be careful allowing a wheel to remain in the water too long because the coolant "wicks" into the bottom of the wheel and can cause an imbalance on restarting.
Had a wheel explode due to this (OK ,it was a wheel...
Hi again winemaker,, You are lucky if your work smells like sh,t,,"cos I"ve been told some of my work looks like it !!!!
Best have a sniff yourself when you get it back, let us know what happens,
,,,,,joe,,
If it is something to do with "heroes" we had one of those and it hurts like hell ,,,and many thank yous to all of you for figgerin it out ,if that is what it was,,,,,,,,,,