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The French don't have so much to crow about theze daze. Our neighbour is a student in Toulouse, about 70 or 80 miles west. She has a student card for the rail and it's as cheap as chips for her, but!! The trains are frequently an hour or so late and that's not just to Toulouse. It seems that the...

Removing Water Marks what :shock: :shock: The last time I had to remove marks caused by someone putting a glass full of water on a veneered surface I was advised to use a fast disappearing possibility! *** ash mixed to a paste with linseed oil. A soft cloth wrapped around a finger and dipped...

When we live on the edge of Stroud there was a small council housing estate built down the bottom of Butterow Hill. They were built without any chimneys. Some jobs worth from the council came and complained that there were supposed to be chimneys on them as per the plans. They finished up...

Oh, come on now! that's not a very fair comparison is it? Wigan hasn't got electricity yet :shock:

Well I for one wouldn't go any higher than the column :? Are there more wires higher up or should the sign be read whilst standing on yer head on the top of said column #-o

Commonly known as the death of a thousand cuts in the R.A.F. :shock:

A question? :wink: If you get mud on yer hands and wipe it with a tissue does it all come off or do you have to wash it off :twisted:

Well, maybe bo-jolly-newvau :shock: :shock: What a marketing success that was and a way to get c r a p wine sold to the British :twisted: :twisted:

It's called lager init?? :wink: :wink:

Another thought for all the ranting? How many of you actually use a bidet after a no2?? How many just spread it all around with a bit of toilet paper and then go about ranting at folk who don't wash their hands?? I often heard the 2 theories on washing after a pee. One was that you should...

At Harrogate? No way, too much of a *** :roll: :roll:

2 nails with one swipe :shock: :shock:

Just make sure you don't translate that to French Pete?? Amour if :shock: :shock:

I'll add my thanks to that as well if I may!!

I have said on an Anglo/French forum I'm on that the only way to stop these stupid idiots is for their own religious people to say enough is enough and then if it continuous for them to come down with a very very heavy hand on the morons! 2 arabs will fight each other and as soon as any...

I don't think that he met a violent death though 8)

A mate of mine once inherited a Stradivarius and a Monet from a old auntie, but he was really upset when he found out that although they were genuine they weren't worth very much. It turned out that Stradivarius was a lousy painter and Claude Monet could not make violins :!: :!:

Blimey! I'll bet the driver went ape when he saw her :? :? Like it, like it :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Wicked-Bible-Ed ... cked+Bible. You can even get it for your Kindle :twisted: :twisted: I might just look into that one? :P

That's a shame. I just checked as I thought you had a buyer, but the ones we use are also 2032 :( :( It's an easy mastike to make though init :oops: