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  1. Jonzjob

    Our house!

    You mean the lovely Mme Marion Anne Perrine Le Pen, to give he her proper name? She got in really and Macoon's win is just false news :shock: We've got an immobilier (estate agent) coming round this afternoon to take some more photos. When he arrived before I went and greeted him in my best...
  2. Jonzjob

    Our house!

    No way Robin, I am my own sunshine mate!! We will be back to visit a lot of friends me-thinks and our love affair with France is not over by a long chalk! The only place we have visited up you way Froggie is Orador sur Glan. What a place! I expected to see people walking out of the ruined...
  3. Jonzjob

    Our house!

    Bonjour Froggy. It was a difficult decision, but age, family, etc. have come into the mix?? Ta for your good wishes. No, I won't be getting rid of owt if I can possibly help it. So I can't help you out there mate. Where are you, roughly, in the S/W?? We are off out to the village...
  4. Jonzjob

    Our house!

    I knew that I would get a lot of innterest on here :? More missing the English beer than the weather, but weather the whether would make a difference? Not sure. Too dry, too much sunshine, too much wine, too much time in the pool. I could go on about the huge amount of wine and now having to...
  5. Jonzjob

    Our house!

    We have taken the very difficult decision, for various reasons, to move back to the U.K. and therefore our house is up for sale. These are the details https://www.french-property.com/vp/nv/d ... perty.com/
  6. Jonzjob

    Lazy Sunny Afternoon

    It's OK for you lot. All we got is this from just up the road from our place https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJBz5QJUv_Q
  7. Jonzjob

    What engineers do when they are bored.

    I think I'll make up one of those? Do you think that I'll need more than the 4 marbles, 6 magnets and a ball bearing :? :? Got lots of bits of wood though. 8) That's great!
  8. Jonzjob

    Anybody else with a wife with a daft sense of humour?

    The last time I used acitone was this morning.. To clear out dried paint from the squirter on a paint aerosol. 8) Dead good stuff! But I have nearly finished the gallon I bought about 10 years ago :shock:
  9. Jonzjob

    A long lost badge.

    I have been trying to sort out all sorts of bits and bobs in the past few weeks and I found this in my mission to chuck out truck loads of 'truc'. It's the badge that was on my arm when I was a Boy Entrant joining the R.A.F. at the rare old age of 16! I was a piper in the band for about 14...
  10. Jonzjob

    Anybody else with a wife with a daft sense of humour?

    No, not made from babies, but it is a petrochemical byproduct :shock: :shock: :shock: Still, they can't let it go to waste can they, that's $$$$$$$$$ http://theholisticmama.com/why-you-shou ... -baby-oil/
  11. Jonzjob

    Anybody else with a wife with a daft sense of humour?

    That reminds me of the quickest way of 'repiaring' a noisy diff by shoving a nylon stocking in there. Works every time 8) Or wiping the car you're selling with a parafin rag to give it a nice shine 8) But that would probably take the so called paint off modern cars?
  12. Jonzjob

    Do I really need both kidneys?

    Why would anyone want to race a café? You see racing cyclists doing their 'warm down' on their bikes with the back wheel jacked off the ground. Is that the same idea with htis one :? If so, I hadn't realised that motorbikists got that hot :shock:
  13. Jonzjob

    Anybody else with a wife with a daft sense of humour?

    Add a few drops of tea tree oil to a little baby oil and run it through your hair each day to ward away those dreaded nits and head lice. Apply baby oil around the ring and twist it gently until it comes off. FYI: this little trick works on most body parts that are stuck. :shock: Apply some...
  14. Jonzjob

    Memory Foam Pillow from Lidl £7.99 -Anyone got one?

    Funny smell? https://hullopillow.com/that-memory-foam-smell/ Not that funny me-thinks?
  15. Jonzjob

    Sealant for slate floor tiles (on the cheap)

    Reign in Spain? It's a democracy so that should be OK :? :?
  16. Jonzjob

    Sealant for slate floor tiles (on the cheap)

    It's for slate Ron and I too would go with hardwax oil. Varnish will scratch in a doorway. They use hardwax oil on hotel reception areas and I can't see them putting owt down that's going to be slippery?
  17. Jonzjob

    Election time?

    It's either in May by June or in June by May. I think :shock: :shock: Or, is it in Scotland :? :?
  18. Jonzjob

    Election time?

    The consencus when Chirac was voted in was the choice between the thug and the nazi. That was when her dad swept through the first round a few years back. The consencus now is very similar! Scary stuff, especially with the other end of the stick is the far-left firebrand Jean-Luc Melenchon...
  19. Jonzjob

    Election time?

    Well, before we do find out what happens on your side of the ditch we on this side might just find out that Le Pen is mightier than the sword :mrgreen:
  20. Jonzjob

    Election time?

    OK, when Trump was bought in as the new president of the US of Trump Inc. I noticed that on a computer forum I am on, mainly based in the States, there's been no mention of donald Duck (Trump) at all. It would appear to be the same for the May June election? Nobody interested :? :?
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