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  1. stuart little

    Joke Thread III

    I can do this one; Ç , & now this one ¿ Press 'ALT' + 0191 ¿¿¿¿ / ?????????😇
  2. stuart little

    Let's see how many came name this tool...

    What's a 'Tar macer'? :dunno:
  3. stuart little

    Name that fitting...

    A Porta-Potti !!
  4. stuart little

    Have you noticed....

    Typical African 'humour'! 😂
  5. stuart little

    Have you noticed....

    Some years ago, the 'Pointy heads' decided the A49 in Herefordshire needed 'traffic calming' obstacles installed, or should that be; 'Driver frustrating devices'? Their reason was :- "It's a dangerous road". Considering how long the A49 has been between Ross-on-Wye & Preston, Lancs, why did it...
  6. stuart little

    Have you noticed....

    Before I gave up driving, my biggest hate was the number of 'numpties' who did not indicate on roundabouts. If you are NOT indicating, it means "I'm going straight on" - that's what I was taught -. Wouldn't it be'wonderful IF every driver used roundabouts correctly!!!! (That'll put the cat...
  7. stuart little

    Joke Thread III

    --or trautS :unsure:😂
  8. stuart little

    Joke Thread III

    Me also!
  9. stuart little

    Joke Thread III

    :dunno:
  10. stuart little

    Joke Thread III

    Been too busy in my 'ship yard'. I have to stock up on more of these; :dunno: !😂 plus the thread has been going off at a tangent lately, so I only switch on lternate days.
  11. stuart little

    Joke Thread III

    My pal Humpty Dumpty asked me to join him for breakfast.
  12. stuart little

    Have you noticed....

    The 'old SAAB 900 Classic', had reverse lights in the front indicator/side lamp which directed light back to let you see the front end was clear of obstacles - very useful I found.
  13. stuart little

    Have you noticed....

    I'm one who has been encouraged not to drive! Glad I sold my car of 21yrs with a tax rate then of £340 [last Sept.] now the tax is £640. Yet one can buy a 'classic' oil burner, no MOT nor tax required! WHY?,WHY? How many owners of such vehicles are aware of the 'time life' of tyres, I ask? I...
  14. stuart little

    Grass

    The birds like it. but the loose bits wash down & block gutters & pipes to water butts.
  15. stuart little

    Well that didn’t go as planned.

    I had a wet room installed by my local Housing Association contractors, as I live in a 'bunglehouse' they had to install a pump. After about 7 yrs the pump stopped 'sucking':- the Housing Assoc. sent their plumber who came & looked then called electrician who checked pump function - all OK. He...
  16. stuart little

    Joke Thread III

    :dunno:
  17. stuart little

    basswood or balsa wood?

    I see I'm not the only one! 😂
  18. stuart little

    basswood or balsa wood?

    There are soft, medium, & hard types of balsa: - that's another wood that's 'rocketed' in price. Try Cornwall Model Boats for thin wood sheets.
  19. stuart little

    Joke Thread III

    A Ford.
  20. stuart little

    Joke Thread III

    The boyfriend of the lass next door had a flat tyre on the drive - no idea how to change it - "Where's your jacj & tools?" I asked, "At home". So time to get out trolley jack & torque wrench - no-way would he of got the wheel nuts loose with the toolkit wrench in any case!
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