Back in the 60's , when mini skirts really were, I was passenger in a small van chock full of Coca Cola.
The chap who was driving was distracted by a very mini mini and had to brake very hard to avoid some idiot on a Zebra crossing.
Now the seats on this van could tilt forward soooooo when all the cases in the back slid forward, well my last memory was a copper tapping on the windscreen, where our faces where firmly squashed and saying," you just wait there and watch the girls while I go and get some help"
Nice one Chas.
The way I heard it . Why do men die before their wives.............'cos they want to.
Dom