Things you wish you'd thought of yourself...

[Eric The Viking]

As someone who's ethnically Scots, but born and brought up a long way south, I've often wondered about the relationship between Scottish politics and one of its major, peaty, liquid exports. Something to do with not being there, I guess.

Anyway, I was sent this today, which seems to explain the present debate in Edinburgh fairly well...

Then I thought of Westminster:

 

[monkeybiter]

:lol: =D>

Quite eloquent for toilet graffiti, and no phone number.

 

[Alexam]

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> Excellent. Loads of wind getting nowhere.Rathewr surprised that the Scotts prefer to be ruled by Brussels and would probably have to have the Euro as currency.

Hope you don't mind if I pinch the photo Eric!
Malcolm

 

[lurker]

I think you mean "some" Scots
I have just sent that picture to a Scots mate who hates "wee jimmy" with a passion

 

[Woody2Shoes]

I think you mean "some" Scots
I have just sent that picture to a Scots mate who hates "wee jimmy" with a passion

Haha! - I thought was the only one who - every time he sees/hears her - hears a little voice saying "fandabbydozy" !!

 

[Claymore]

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[bugbear]

Ah, the joys of Photoshop around the world.

BugBear

 

[Eric The Viking]

Aye, BB, but it still made me laugh.

 

[selectortone]

I remember when those hand driers first appeared in the '70s (well, in Dorset they first appeared in the '70s anyway...). The first ones were very weak and not very effective. We had one fitted in the toilet of the machine shop at the factory where I worked. The instructions said something like "Rub hands together briskly in warm air flow".

After a couple of weeks of everyone being completely underwhelmed by this backwards step in personal hygiene some wag wrote underneath the instructions "...then wipe hands on overalls". For some reason I have remembered that all these years.....

 

[Phil Pascoe]

I always liked "Neil Kinnock is a w*nker" ...
under which some wag had written "shame his father wasn't."

 

[Claymore]

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[n0legs]

Aye, BB, but it still made me laugh.

Cheers ETV, made me chuckle :lol:

 

[n0legs]

Neil Kinnock

I'd like to blunt the blade on my Stanley knife on his throat.

 

[Claymore]

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[Grawschbags]

Rathewr surprised that the Scotts prefer to be ruled by Brussels and would probably have to have the Euro as currency.

Malcolm

Just to clarify... not all of us Scots want to be ruled by Brussels, or leave the UK.

 

[BearTricks]

Sturgeon and Salmond are anti English racists.

As obsessed as people in this country are with race, unfortunately 'English' isn't one.