My old favourite was not a shop tool , rather a field tool. The Lee Valley catalogue described the box tool as a blunt instrument. On one very ugly handle were perched a hammer , hatchet blade , nail puller , pry bar. In farm country like where I live , a true fencing line toolbox on a stick. For a long while it was my boon companion on any foray to the fields, just slip it through a belt loop.
When I bought it at the outlet store the clerk asked what I wanted it for (city boy). Without missing a beat I sneered " gonna confuse the heck outta the medical examiner' and left with my new toy. Didn 't even wait to see if he got the joke.