The things we do for our women

[Grinding One]

I have found that when a guy gets out a guitar the girls come running,and when he`s got them there if he can massage a few neck muscles he got them under control....just watch out that you pick the right one...its a lifetime commitment.
I only have 3 accostic guitars,5 electric,1 electric bass,2 amps,violin,2 banjos,2 hammer dulcimers,1 mountain dulcimer ,uke,piano,a pump organ,9 piece drum set,and a small batch of mouth harps and nose whistles...with a couple of flutes along the count.Can you tell I like music?
Then there are the hundreds of 45 records & 33 rpms ,still have to spin them now and again....good thing I am retired....

 

[ste_5150]

...just watch out that you pick the right one...its a lifetime commitment.

Guitar, or girl....? :wink:

That's quite a collection :shock:

 

[lurker]

"when a guy gets out a guitar the girls come running"



G1 - so let me get this right?

You bought all those stringed instruments just to get laid?

 

[Mailman14]

"when a guy gets out a guitar the girls come running"



G1 - so let me get this right?

You bought all those stringed instruments just to get laid?

rofpmsl :shock:

 

[big soft moose]

You bought all those stringed instruments just to get laid?

there are easier ways like being handsome, charming, and funny.

perhaps guitars are more like cars in that respect ie those that buy them purely to impress the ladies are feeling a tad inadequate in other areas :lol:

 

[Grinding One]

You must have not read the part of being retired,(OLD,Bald,Wrinkled up,nah not your best catch in the Sea!!)But drag out a Guitar,well music soothes the soul and leaves the good looking guy on the side.... along with a good massage.
I got my Second wife with music(and a good Job)....I accumulated the others over time,I just like them.Each has its own story.

 

[Night Train]

I got my Second wife with music

Does that mean she came with a score or a manuscript?

....I accumulated the others over time,I just like them.Each has its own story.

Blimey! How many wives have you had? :shock:

 

[Grinding One]

I got my Second wife with music

Does that mean she came with a score or a manuscript?
No we met on a hayrack ride,I was on the first wrack with my guitar and she was on the second wrack but she moved closer...I rest my case,the rest is history.

....I accumulated the others over time,I just like them.Each has its own story.

Blimey! How many wives have you had? :shock:

Just the 2...thats enough...I`m too old to chase after them anymore,besides that a young mans job....If I caught one now I wouldn`t know what to do with her.....probably throw her back. :lol:

 

[Ironballs]

Just the 2...thats enough...I`m too old to chase after them anymore,besides that a young mans job....If I caught one now I wouldn`t know what to do with her.....probably throw her back. :lol:

So you've been to Leeds then

 

[Grinding One]

Just the 2...thats enough...I`m too old to chase after them anymore,besides that a young mans job....If I caught one now I wouldn`t know what to do with her.....probably throw her back. :lol:

So you've been to Leeds then

Nah , but I did a little talkin to a few blokes while in Germany,they were on holiday from the military,and a few in France I met...got my tips from them.....