The Lockdown Haircut Blues

[flying haggis]

Been doing mine myself with the beard trimmer, it ended up a bit disasterous. So handed over control to the wife and armed with a set of 240v dog trimmers, a squirty bottle and a (dog) comb, previous hairdressing experience is doing the dogs feet and ears, this is what we ended up with.

I like it.

but did your wife trim the hair on your toes as well.......

 

[doctor Bob]

but did your wife trim the hair on your toes as well.......

Indeed, did toes and ears first as she knew what she was doing there ..................

 

[Trainee neophyte]

but did your wife trim the hair on your toes as well.......

Indeed, did toes and ears first as she knew what she was doing there ..................

For some reason that reminds me of The Gruffalo:

"But who is this creature with terrible claws
And terrible teeth in his terrible jaws?
He has knobbly knees, and turned-out toes,
And a poisonous wart at the end of his nose.
His eyes are orange, his tongue is black,
He has purple prickles all over his back.

"Oh help! Oh no!
It's a gruffalo!"

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