The beginning of the end.

[whiskywill]

After shaving this morning I rinsed my razor and .......squeezed some toothpaste onto it.

 

[graduate_owner]

Too much Whisky perhaps, Whiskywill?

K

 

[Max Power]

Wait till you mix up the toothpaste with the Preperation H . You might have sticky teeth but at least youll have a lovely fresh bum :lol:

 

[gregmcateer]

Wait till you mix up the toothpaste with the Preperation H . You might have sticky teeth but at least youll have a lovely fresh bum :lol:

Funny you should say that, MP - When we were camping many years ago, my Dad suffered from the old Nobby Stiles. One night he toddled off to the unlit toilet with our 15 year old dog that had just had a stroke (ie brain bleed, not petting!), so Dad was a bit jaded, to say the least.

He returned some time later bleeding profusely from his forehead. Turns out he'd mistaken his Deep Heat for pile cream. On applying it, he had unsurprisingly leapt up form his semi-crouch and smacked his head into the nail on the back of the toilet door! #-o

Laughed ? We have hardly stopped since and that was at least 30 years ago :lol: (Having said that, Dad is convinced it cured his piles, even though he went to his grave with a scarred forehead).

Cheers

Greg

 

[gwaithcoed]

I've sprayed under my armpit with shaving foam.
Alan.

 

[Cheshirechappie]

After shaving this morning I rinsed my razor and .......squeezed some toothpaste onto it.

Well, toothpaste is a mild abrasive, so it would abrade away the last of the stubble without taking your skin off. ( (homer) ).

 

[Gary Morris]

hope you didn't brush your teeth afterwards!

 

[Jacob]

I put my clothes in the woodburner and lit a fire in the washing machine.

 

[gwr]

Haha Jacob you crack me up

 

[whiskywill]

Turns out he'd mistaken his Deep Heat for pile cream.

Whilst watching a local rugby match some years ago, the stand-in trainer ran onto the field and applied Deep Heat to a rather large swelling on a player's forehead. He was O.K. until the sweat trickled into his eyes.