Dodge
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What do you call an Australian with a champagne bottle in his hand? A
waiter.
Of everyone in the Aussie team, who spends the most time at the crease?
The woman who irons their cricket whites.
What's the height of optimism? An Aussie batsman putting on
sunscreen.
What is the main function of the Australia coach? To transport the team
from the hotel to the ground.
On his way out into the middle to bat, Ricky Ponting gets a call from
his wife and teammate Michael Hussey tells her he's heading out to the
middle. His wife replies: "I'll hold, he won't be long!"
What's the difference between an Aussie batsman and a Formula 1 car?
Nothing! If you blink you'll miss them both.
Who has the easiest job in the Australian squad? The guy who removes
the red ball marks from the bats.
What do Aussie batsmen and drug addicts have in common? Both spend most
of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet? The entire
Australian innings.
What's the Australian version of LBW? Lost, Beaten, Walloped.
What does Ricky Ponting put in his hands to make sure the next ball is
almost certainly going to be a wicket? A bat.
What do you call a cricket field full of Australians ? A vacant lot.
Sorry if I have offended or upset any Australians by posting this
waiter.
Of everyone in the Aussie team, who spends the most time at the crease?
The woman who irons their cricket whites.
What's the height of optimism? An Aussie batsman putting on
sunscreen.
What is the main function of the Australia coach? To transport the team
from the hotel to the ground.
On his way out into the middle to bat, Ricky Ponting gets a call from
his wife and teammate Michael Hussey tells her he's heading out to the
middle. His wife replies: "I'll hold, he won't be long!"
What's the difference between an Aussie batsman and a Formula 1 car?
Nothing! If you blink you'll miss them both.
Who has the easiest job in the Australian squad? The guy who removes
the red ball marks from the bats.
What do Aussie batsmen and drug addicts have in common? Both spend most
of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet? The entire
Australian innings.
What's the Australian version of LBW? Lost, Beaten, Walloped.
What does Ricky Ponting put in his hands to make sure the next ball is
almost certainly going to be a wicket? A bat.
What do you call a cricket field full of Australians ? A vacant lot.
Sorry if I have offended or upset any Australians by posting this
