wellywood
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A man wakes up in hospital covered head to toe in bandages. The doc is brought to see him. 'Now Mr Jones. You've been in a serious road accident but you will recover. Unfortunately, your John Thomas was severed and we've been unable to find it in the wreckage. But never fear, we can reconstruct a new JT for you. I understand you have about $9000 in compensation coming to you and a JT reconstruction costs about $1000 an inch so you have a decision to make and you'll probably want to discuss it with your wife.'
The patient looks puzzled so the doc explains. 'If you had a 5 inch JT before and decide to go for 9 inches it could startle your wife. On the other hand, if you had 9 inches before and only invest enough for 5 inches, she could be disappointed. Have a think about it, talk it over with your wife and let me know your decision in a few days.'
The doc returns after three days and says to the bloke 'Have you discussed it with your wife?'.
'Yes doctor.'
'And has she helped you make a decision?'
'Yes doctor.'
'So what decision have you come to?
'We're getting a new kitchen.'
The patient looks puzzled so the doc explains. 'If you had a 5 inch JT before and decide to go for 9 inches it could startle your wife. On the other hand, if you had 9 inches before and only invest enough for 5 inches, she could be disappointed. Have a think about it, talk it over with your wife and let me know your decision in a few days.'
The doc returns after three days and says to the bloke 'Have you discussed it with your wife?'.
'Yes doctor.'
'And has she helped you make a decision?'
'Yes doctor.'
'So what decision have you come to?
'We're getting a new kitchen.'
