SPAGHETTI

[christoph clark]

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian
woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would
pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to
secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would
also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card,
and write "Spaghetti" on the back.
He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused
wife."Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card
today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he
said.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card,
turned white,and fainted.
On the card was written:
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three
with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce!!!!
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[greybeard]

Excellent Christoph!