At age 12 or thereabouts I had a morning paper run - around 60 newspapers that we loaded into bags on our bikes and delivered to subscribers around the neighbourhood. Pick up time at the depot was 6am, so still very dark in winter. From our house to the depot was about 2km and down a dead straight road, not steep but just enough of an incline that you could coast the whole way without pedalling. It was out of bed, get dressed and onto the bike and I swear I used to do that incline in my sleep because one morning I rode into the back of the milk man's truck. Fortunately my front wheel went under the tray of his truck so no damage to my bike but my handlebar did bowl all the bottles he had put on the edge of the deck ready for his little hand crate. The noise of all the shattering glass was pretty loud in the early morning as were the milkman's screamings about my parentage and all the unkind things he was going to inflict on me should he ever catch me. That was my fastest bicycle getaway ever.