Steve Maskery
Established Member
I decided to be A Nice Guy today.
I looked out of my office window (upstairs, spare bedroom) and saw a police car parked outside my NDN's house. Hmm, what's going on?
Well the Services are having a hard time of it at the moment, so I went out and tucked a bar of chocolate under the windscreen wiper.
I went back inside and watched and waited.
After a couple of minutes the second-hottest WPC I've ever seen (the hottest was Katerina who nearly arrested me in Sweden but just gave me a serious ticking off, in perfect English, instead, after her non-English-speaking sidekick had thrust a breathalyser through the left-hand window of my car into the face of my, non-driving, teetotal passenger, apparently oblivious to the absence of a steering wheel...) came back to the car but just reached in and took something off the passenger seat and returned to a neighbour.
I still waited. Ages, actually, I got bored and gave up. I rang EE customer services instead (10/10 BTW). Anything for some company in these strange times, eh?
Then I heard a door and engine start and looked out. I watched her drive off, con cacao, totally oblivious to my generosity. IT WAS MY (second to) LAST BAR OF CHOCOLATE!
I hope she found it before anyone else did!
I looked out of my office window (upstairs, spare bedroom) and saw a police car parked outside my NDN's house. Hmm, what's going on?
Well the Services are having a hard time of it at the moment, so I went out and tucked a bar of chocolate under the windscreen wiper.
I went back inside and watched and waited.
After a couple of minutes the second-hottest WPC I've ever seen (the hottest was Katerina who nearly arrested me in Sweden but just gave me a serious ticking off, in perfect English, instead, after her non-English-speaking sidekick had thrust a breathalyser through the left-hand window of my car into the face of my, non-driving, teetotal passenger, apparently oblivious to the absence of a steering wheel...) came back to the car but just reached in and took something off the passenger seat and returned to a neighbour.
I still waited. Ages, actually, I got bored and gave up. I rang EE customer services instead (10/10 BTW). Anything for some company in these strange times, eh?
Then I heard a door and engine start and looked out. I watched her drive off, con cacao, totally oblivious to my generosity. IT WAS MY (second to) LAST BAR OF CHOCOLATE!
I hope she found it before anyone else did!