Well it's been a while, but,,,,,,
Ladies and gentlemen I have a little update.
Last week, Thursday I think.
They say aluminium and lead affects the brain, they might be right :?
Isn't ash hard? Wow wee, that was a surprise :shock:
I would love to tell you that all the woodwork parts of Project Noxom were lovingly produced by hand from start to finish, but given I try to stay BS free (I'm not talking British Standards) I can't make that claim.
What I can tell you for fact is changing the thicknesser blades the day before was probably one of my finer decisions, closely followed by changing the planer (jointer if you're from the US of A) blades :wink:
Ha! just realised I need to point out the thicknesser on this side of the pond (the correct name I add) is a planer for our cousins in the Americas. (Right, that's enough of this multilingual nonsense).
I did use a hand plane, actually I used three hand planes. I started with the No7, changed down to a No6 and then to round the session off nicely I gave the No5 a little exercise. Why the changes N0legs?? Well, it was a nice day and I decided.......... Carp!
Bloodly blunted them all on the iron, oops, I mean ash.
Without opening up that can of worms, you know the one? Enjoyed by some, hated by others. The "S" word, shhhh. I can get a decent edge on my tools, not decent enough so it seems. Oh well, I'll have some more practice now I have three to sort out.
I do like a No7, I like the weight, the length and most of all I like, and some of you may or may not agree, I like the ease of a No7. It makes squaring up and flattening out so blooming easy. Well it does if the blade's nice and sharp!!
Being completely honest with you all, I only got so far with the hand planes. The need to get another stage completed was high up on the priorities list, so I was getting this timber dimensioned today no matter what. My love for the No7 comes in third place, behind electricity and the family.
"Electricity", say it,,,, go on try it?
E-L-E-C-T-R-I-C-I-T-Y. Exciting isn't it? Tingles don't it? Feels strong and powerful, yes?
Thank God, the stars, Buddha, Thor, Zeus, Venus, Poseidon, Lassie, Black Beauty and the King and Queen of Sweden. Seriously, thank the heavens for electricity and all the wonderful tools that feed from the font of volts and amps. Because dear reader without it I would not have got to this stage today. Having my fair share of bumps and bruises, collected on my passage throughout this life, I was getting right royally tuckered out.
Anyway, I've gone and got the pieces of ash to where I want them. They're both over length by an inch, I'm aiming for a 24" wide pair of jaws with either 20" or 18" between the threads. The front jaw is 1.5" thick, the back is 1 and 7/8" thick and they're both at 5" high/wide. There will be a mixture of religions (mm and ") here and there, I'm a little wonky like that.
I'm sorry but I've lost the pics from this stage
Saturday.
Managed a couple of hours play today, watched the F1 and then got my ass down the shed.
Plan in mind was to get the "jaws" cut to length and get some of the holes drilled.
With a bit of luck I discovered a virgin blade for the table saw, 48 tooth, so fitted that and got on to cutting. Sorry no pics of this but you all know what cutting a board to length looks like.
The rear jaw was cut to length with 90* edges and on the front I cut the ends at 85* or if you prefer 95* (or if you would prefer even further with a 5* bevel, I don't mind you choose).
So very well pleased with myself, little things mean a lot, I set to with some marking out for some holes. Just a couple of holes in the front jaw for where the metalwork passes through.
Because I "found" a pair of oilite bushes (18mm ID 24mm OD) I drilled the front out to this (24mm) diameter. This was tackled with a nice new forstner and the pillar drill, two nice clean holes were the result on 18" centre. The bushes are a very very nice snug fit. No need to belt them, in just a firm push, LLLLUUUSSHHH!!! I expect this to change when I get some finish on the woodwork, but hey ho!
With this little hurdle now somewhere in the distance it was time for a little work on the rear jaw.
The setting in position of my retained nuts was the activity. I do like setting my nuts.
I had made a circle cutting template a few weeks back for use with the router. The template tells it's own story.
Quick question, does anyone else write down the cutter and guide bush sizes just in case for future use?
Anyway, with the aid of a guide "bobbin" that I had turned in the week, the template was set in place and secured with some double sided tape and one clamp for some extra security.
Quick tip, I use double sided tape on top of masking tape. Press the masking tape down hard.
Another quick tip, most tapes are pressure sensitive, ie, the harder you press the better it sticks. If they're any use to you take them, they're free. If not, just ignore. With the DS tape on top of the masking tape you avoid that horrible job of removing the DS, done it loads of times works a treat.
With the router two neat little recesses were cut for the washer part of the nuts to sit in. Hopefully these are set deep enough so as not to mark anything I clamp up later on.
While the router was out I changed bits and rounded over the rear of the holes in the front jaw. Quick buzz and the tiny teeny weeny breakout was taken care of
How the day ended
Fast forward to Tuesday.
Afternoon in the shed/studio/theatre of dreams/sanctuary/den of inequity/other office/workshop.
So on to some more drill work on the rear jaw. I needed to cut two recesses for the nut part of the retaining nut???
I drilled a 25 mm hole to the depth required then through drilled with a 19 mm bit so the threads can pass right through. Shaped the round holes to a hex shape and we're in business.
Next bit was drill for the stainless countersunk screws that would retain these back nut contraptions in place. This went without any incident, which was nice.
On first fitting the screws stood a little too high, not massively proud but enough to annoy me. I got my own back on them by sanding down their heads a little. There's a few people who need their heads sanding, but we'll save that for another day and it's probably classed as GBH anyway. Let's hope not eh?
Anyway, all I set out to do I did and I'm one happy bunny.
Time for coffee and a smoke.
The good woman had just arrived home from work, so my timing was immaculate.
Due to getting myself "proper sorted" today (kids speak is rubbing off) I did a few chores and had bought, prepared and was in the process (despite my absence down the shed) cooking dinner. Equals happy good woman, equals brownie points being bestowed on yours truly.
So after above mentioned coffee and a smoke I continued with a little bit more.
I had bought some beech along with the ash and the intent was to use this beech as a rear ledge/shelf/extension on the rear jaw. This vice is going to be a little like a mini bench. It's not a big extension at the rear but it will aid (I hope) things like laying out dovetails etc.
The beech had gone through the thicknesser the other day, so all I needed to get done was some cutting to length and jointing up the edges. Sorry once again, phone had died, so no pics of this.
With the necessary done, a little cascamite was mixed and a little glue up was done. I now have a beech board approx 7.5" by 25".
Wednesday, once again playtime.
Today's adventure centered around getting my glued up beech board flat and cutting then fitting two sliding dovetails of oak as:-
a, reinforcement.
b, little "lifts/spacers" to keep it up (ooh er missus) off the bench.
So first things first I flattened out the top. The pieces were flat and square to start with, but lately I've been doing away with the usual biscuits and just gone for a rubbed joint. Well sometimes I achieve success, most of the time to be honest, but this particular time we had a little failure and ended up with a few little steps at the joints. Thankfully the thicknesser and her new blades remedied my faux pas. And for a change with only a tiny teeny weeny little snipe, honestly, which is on the underside anyway. What you loose in one place you win back in another. Maybe I am Earl?? Nope, I'm n0legs.
After a little marking out, mainly deciding where to put them, I cut the female part of the joints.
Well,,,, well, you know how you do your best to get it all nice and square and clearly marked out all accurate and such? Well I completely ignored all I had done with that regard and plonked the clamp&guide thingy away from the bloody line :evil:
(By now you all know how I am don't you? Really calm and good natured like! You can imagine the colour of the air,, Yes?? Enough said)
Best part though it was pretty parallel to the line, so we went with it. Luckily the design, (Ha! design my pineapple) could absorb this happy little accident :lol:
With renewed care I cut the other one and moved on to cutting the male parts.
I've had this bit of oak kicking about for ages, so today it met its destiny and became part of this project. Thankfully without even so much as murmur of any impending incident, I crept up on my marking out for a really nice smooth fit. Oh, by the way I did this on the router table, just moved the fence back a little each pass until we got there.
I gave the board a quick sand (removing the evidence more like :-$ ) and gently sanded the oak dovetails on their sides.
Mixed a little glue. Yes I've glued them in, what will be will be, inserted and clamped into place.
Thus ended another successful day on this little project of mine
If you've got this far you've done well, I'll try not to leave it so long until the next chapter.
Thanks all, much love n0legs