Gill":b6h2hc6v said:
II could tell you a story about how I was called upon to say the Grace at a formal officers mess dining night once. Being a passionate atheist, I just intoned, "Rub-a-dub-dub, thank God for the grub". The silence was deafening :lol: .
Gill
Didn't know were ex-services Gill - which one? This is along the lines of "Round my teeth and round my gums, watch out stomach - here it comes"!
I recently found this on the wall of a recently repaired cob cottage in the grounds of Rosemore RHS Gardens in north Devon. I thought it rather nice.
Old cob wall have fell at last.
Us knowed he might, a good while past;
Great grandad he built thicky wall
With maiden earth and oaten strawl.
He built en in the good old way,
And there he've stood until today.
But wind and rain and frost and snow
Have all combined to lay en low.
Us propped en up with stones and 'ood,
Us done our best but t'weren't no good.
He gived a bit and then a lot,
And at the finish down he squat.
And now, since barns has got to be,
Us'll build another 'stead of he.
But not the same he was afore,
'Cos no one builds cob walls no more.