Official Gloating dictionary

Chris Knight · 14 Mar 2005

Gloat Bloat - what's been happening here?
Official Gloat Count - Result of the Gloat Quote qv. or the specified number of gloats ina photo or sequence of photos. In the latter case, the number is deterined by the gloater.
Gloat note (when it has to be pointed out with a lot of words, audible alarm that should be installed on Philly's keyboard)
Gloat throat - what too much verbal gloating gives you
Haute Gloat - A truly masterful gloat - generally subtle
Gloat Tote - gloat with handles; carrier bag for gloats
Tote Glote - gloat about plane handles
Glote Vote - At the end of a defined period, the community undertake this democratic process to determine who sucks the most
Gloat Quote - Wot someone else said, The cost of advice from Philly
Gloater Boater - offical hat
Gloat Coat - what you pick up before leaving after a particualrly heinous gloat

Philly · 14 Mar 2005

ROTFL :lol: :lol:
I'll get me gloat-coat then....... :wink:
Philly

Aragorn · 14 Mar 2005

:lol: :lol: Don't forget your gloat tote Philly! Nice sturdy one!

Alf · 14 Mar 2005

Ah, very helpful, Chris :lol: :lol: Think you've missed a couple though...

Gloat Moat - ditch dug by the desperate trying to avoid Gloat Bloat
Gloat Boat - reference to a gloat that only the gloater finds gloatable "whatever floats your Gloat Boat". eg: a Tote Gloat :roll:
Gloat Float - The subtle trailing of an upcoming gloat in a totally unrelated thread. Often confused with Haute Gloat.

N.B. Moat Gloat (castle ownership), Boat Gloat (boat ownership/building) and Float Gloat (participation in carnivals) are all largely irrelevant to this forum.

Cheers, Alf