New apprentice orders...

[MarkDennehy]

I'm still getting over the idea that you're doing a day's work when you have your own cook...

 

[novocaine]

1. do not water of the cook
2. do not water of the storesman/quartermaster
3. DO NOT water OF THE STORESMAN/QUARTERMASTER

Took me a while to work out that it was a combination of you incorrectly using "of" rather than "off" and that the site had changed the word "p*ss" to "water" automatically.

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Sorry, dyslexia playing up today, must be tired and not concentrating. corrected the of to off.

 

[novocaine]

I'm still getting over the idea that you're doing a day's work when you have your own cook...

When you're offshore the cook is the most important person on board. wouldn't claim he was my own though.

edit, you're not your. See told you it was playing up.

 

[Inspector]

From my days in aviation. Send them looking for.

Flight line.
Prop wash.
Mag drops.
Metric Crescent wrench.

Pete

 

[screwpainting]

Multi bevel shovel sharpening jig

 

[thick_mike]

My mate worked in Halfords and one day a green apprentice from the place next door came in asking for a menstural cycle.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

A fallopian tube.