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Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was After Eight.
They got off at Quality Street.He asked her name.“Polo, I’m the one with the hole“ she said with a Wispa. “I’m Marathon, the one with the nuts” he replied.
He touched her Crème Eggs and slipped his hand into her Snickers. He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight,
and he shot his Chewy Centre. But 3 days later his Sherbet dib-dab started to itch.
Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset And he’s got Allsorts !
They got off at Quality Street.He asked her name.“Polo, I’m the one with the hole“ she said with a Wispa. “I’m Marathon, the one with the nuts” he replied.
He touched her Crème Eggs and slipped his hand into her Snickers. He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight,
and he shot his Chewy Centre. But 3 days later his Sherbet dib-dab started to itch.
Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset And he’s got Allsorts !
