Most optimistic eBay listing of 2021

[gregmcateer]

I drove a V12 on occasion - an absolute pig to drag around corners. Horrible thing.

Not if you borrow your dad's and pop it sideways round a roundabout . DAMHIK.
Chuckle clips time, I can tell you!

 

[Jonm]

How did we get from selling an Axminster catalogue on eBay to driving your dads overheating jagwah v12 sideways around a roundabout.

 

[TRITON]

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[JobandKnock]

I dunno, but I've enjoyed the banter. I recall only two people I've ever known who owned XJSs. One had a Windsor briwn model, he wasn't the most popular of characters, so the car gained the nickname of "the flying sh*t" (or at least I think it was the car...)

Never owned one, but always admired them. Maybe that was a better option?

 

[Jonm]

How about this
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/133718899361?epid=1562290293&hash=item1f22447aa1:g:BiYAAOSwv3RgbftW
£600,000 for an oil seal, normal price £4.50. At least the postage is “free”.

 

[JobandKnock]

Now that is a serious amount of blow..Allegedly

 

[doctor Bob]

I always bin my Axi catalogue immediately it arrives. It gives me a little satisfaction somehow. Doesn't take much to please me nowadays!

Come on Jacob, we are green, cancel don't just bin.