sunnybob":sbg0m5g9 said:About 20 years ago, she came home one day and told me "I've bought a car"
I said "what is it"
She said "its blue".
Honest story.
Bm101":sbg0m5g9 said:Years back we were sat in the back garden of a night time having a glass or three of wine. Saw a satellite wizz past in the stratosphere far above.
Me: Fair play that job must take some balls eh?
Mrs: What job?
Me: Well, driving those satellites. You'd have to pay me a lot of money to do that. Sat up there, going round and round the Earth like that.
Mrs: Get out you fool. There's no one driving them.
Me: Well course there is, thats why they have headlights so the pilot can see where he's going.
Long silence....
Mrs: When do they sleep then?
Me: Ah that'll be the co pilot. They probably do it in shifts.
My Mrs is a scientist btw. A proper scientist. Far more intelligent than me in lots of ways. She works on the cure for cancer (really) and I had her believing that satellites have 2 pilots and headlights so they could see where they were going while flying round and round the Earth....
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Bm101":kprfd121 said:Years back we were sat in the back garden of a night time having a glass or three of wine. Saw a satellite wizz past in the stratosphere far above.
Me: Fair play that job must take some balls eh?
Mrs: What job?
Me: Well, driving those satellites. You'd have to pay me a lot of money to do that. Sat up there, going round and round the Earth like that.
Mrs: Get out you fool. There's no one driving them.
Me: Well course there is, thats why they have headlights so the pilot can see where he's going.
Long silence....
Mrs: When do they sleep then?
Me: Ah that'll be the co pilot. They probably do it in shifts.
My Mrs is a scientist btw. A proper scientist. Far more intelligent than me in lots of ways. She works on the cure for cancer (really) and I had her believing that satellites have 2 pilots and headlights so they could see where they were going while flying round and round the Earth....
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transatlantic":1uc9xwdn said:Bm101":1uc9xwdn said:Years back we were sat in the back garden of a night time having a glass or three of wine. Saw a satellite wizz past in the stratosphere far above.
I guess we won't be seeing a cure for cancer in a while then ....
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