RossJarvis
Established Member
This forum seems a bit slow and heavy of late. Anyway........
Three pieces of string go into a pub, two sit down whilst the other goes to the bar.
"Three pints of best my good sir"
"Are you a piece of string?" says mien host.
"Why, yes indeed I am".
"I don't serve your sort in here" says brewmaster McNasty. The piece of string goes back to his mates and says "He said he doesn't serve my sort in here". "That's because your a bit of a pecker head (I believe this is an ornithological term)" says PoS2. "He'll serve me", so PoS2 goes up to the bar.
"Three pints of your best brewed malt please landlord".
"Are you a piece of string?"
"Eeerm, yes, I am".
""Don't serve your sort in here". Defeated the second piece of string goes back to his mates and recounts the sorry tale. Not to be deterred the third piece of string drags at his top, drags at his bottom and wraps his middle around himself and proceeds bravely to the bar.
"Three pints of bitter please".
"Are you a piece of string?"
"No I'm afraid not" says PoS3, and gets the drinks in. OI!
Okay, so it's a crap joke but we haven't had any good ones for ages.
Three pieces of string go into a pub, two sit down whilst the other goes to the bar.
"Three pints of best my good sir"
"Are you a piece of string?" says mien host.
"Why, yes indeed I am".
"I don't serve your sort in here" says brewmaster McNasty. The piece of string goes back to his mates and says "He said he doesn't serve my sort in here". "That's because your a bit of a pecker head (I believe this is an ornithological term)" says PoS2. "He'll serve me", so PoS2 goes up to the bar.
"Three pints of your best brewed malt please landlord".
"Are you a piece of string?"
"Eeerm, yes, I am".
""Don't serve your sort in here". Defeated the second piece of string goes back to his mates and recounts the sorry tale. Not to be deterred the third piece of string drags at his top, drags at his bottom and wraps his middle around himself and proceeds bravely to the bar.
"Three pints of bitter please".
"Are you a piece of string?"
"No I'm afraid not" says PoS3, and gets the drinks in. OI!
Okay, so it's a crap joke but we haven't had any good ones for ages.
