John Terry Joke

[andy king]

Earlier today Fabio Capello phoned Wayne Bridge and said:
'I've just spoken to John Terry and he's lost the captain's armband.
Do me a favour and have a look under your bed and see if it's gone under there will you?'

 

[iajon69]

Here's another....

Ashley Cole was caught doing 104mph in a 50mph zone.
When asked by police why he was speeding, he said "I've just heard that John Terry is parked outside my house"

 

[Karl]

Wayne bridge bought his girlfriend a chocolate replica of his manhood. "I prefer Terry's" she replied....

 

[Dibs-h]

Chap at work sent me this one.

BREAKING NEWS: Fabio Cappello has released a statement clearing the England captain, "I don't know what all the fuss is about...Everyone knows if a full back leaves a hole, it's the job of the centre back to fill it!"